C.: Good evening, ladies, gentlemen, and any animals that may be reading this. I have with me today, a very special guest: the King of...

On the planet HTRAE Buddy Bones: Reading these manuscripts of d.c. scot’s in reverse order is confusing, but I’m almost to the beginning...

C.: Hi, d.c., what are you doing now? d.: I’m editing my manuscript to enter it in a contest. C.: How much is the entry fee? d.: It...

HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH Cal.E Kat: Hi, d.c., what’s going on? d.c.: Work, life, the pursuit of happiness…do you have another cell...

C.: Hi, d.c., what are you up to now? d.: About six feet, Cal.E. Why? C.: I meant what are you doing now? d.: I’m trying to work... C.:...

d.: In light of what happened during last night’s Monday Night Football game, I reconsidered the post I was going to run today. I would...

C.: I’ll let my mind wander while I wait for d.c. to answer his phone. Let’s see…. “If two men from the same family are named the same...

RALPH: Happy Near Year, Mom! C.: Like my friend, d.c. scot, I don’t really celebrate New Year’s, Ralph. RALPH: Why is that, Mom? C.:...

C.: (ring) I’ll try to clear my mind with rhetorical questions while I wait for d.c. to answer his phone, since I can’t occupy my mind...

On a different planet, in a galaxy far, far away, Buddy Bones has his white board out, trying to figure out how each character is related...

BB: Well, my bath is ready. I’ll take the book into the bath and continue reading. The support on my back will make it easier for me not...

Horace: Why so glum, hon? Hortense: I’m worried about Buddy Bones. He’s been gone for months! He doesn’t know that the Williams got a new...

C.: Hi, d.c. What are you doing right now? d.: I’m looking at these requests from the inmates to be seen by the medical staff. C.: Did...

d.: Did you watch the television special I asked you to watch, Cal.E.? C.: I did. Maybe I shouldn’t have eaten catnip before I watched....

C.: This is the part of "A Charlie Brown Christmas" d.c. told me to pay special attention to. Linus is about to tell Chrlie Brown the...

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the tree tops glisten And children listen To hear sleigh bells...

C.: d.c was supposed to meet us at the next house to help us sing. He probably forgot. If d.c. ever gets Alzheimer’s Disease, no one will...

Dashing through the mud In a one-horse chevrolet O'er the fields we go Sniffing all the way Mel’s job isn’t to sing His voice is a...

Say Ma Bell, are you listenin'? Your insane for permitten' Apple and Jobs To steal your big gobs (of money from exclusive rights to...

C.: Mele Kalikimaka, d.c. d.: It’s going to be below freezing for three days this week, Cal.E. That’s very unusual for Southeast Texas,...