Cal.E.'s Corner

C.: d.c was supposed to meet us at the next house to help us sing. He probably forgot. If d.c. ever gets Alzheimer’s Disease, no one will ever know. His memory is already so bad that no one will ever be able to tell the difference!

Oh, well, I guess we’ll continue to sing by ourselves. Come on, RoCKats, let’s go to the next house (brr… I think someone forgot to turn the heat on!)

RUDOLPH THE REDNOSE REINDEER

HAD A VERY SHINEY NOSE

(NOSE, NOSE, NOSE, NOSE, NOSE)

AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT

YOU WOULD EVEN SAY IT GLOWS

(LIKE A BIG, HONKING LIGHT BULB)

ALL OF THE OTOHER REINDEER

USED TO LAUGH AND CALL HIM NAMES

(NAMES LIKE PINOCCIHIO, THAT REALLY HURT HIS FEELINGS, MAN)

THEY NEVER LET POOR RUDOLPH

JOIN IN ANY REINDERR GAMES

(LIKE REINDEER TAG, OR CHASE-WICH ARE BASICALLY THE SAME GAME- IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT)

THEN ONE FOGGY CHRISTMAS EVE

SANTA CAME TO SAY

(I GUESS THE BIG MAN WAS DESPAERATE)

RUDOLPH WITH YOUR NOSE SO BRIGHT

(BRIGHT, BRIGHT, BRIGHT, BRIGHT, BRIGHT)

WON’T YOU GUIDE MY SLEIGH TONIGHT?

(HOW BLOODY TOUCHING)

THEN HOW THE REINDEER LOVED HIM

(THEY REALLY LOVED HIM, LOVE)

AS THEY SHOUTED OUT WITH GLEE

(GLEE, GLEE, GLEE, GLEE, GLEE)

RUDOLPH THE REDNOSED REINDEER

YOU’LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

(LIKE OTHER WELL-KNOWN FIGURES, SUCH AS HEATHCLIFF AND GARFIELD AND CAL.E. KAT)

d.: I hear Cal.E. and the RoCKats in the distance singing to some of my neighbors. I know I was supposed to join them, but it’s very cold! Besides, I don’t want to sing Christmas Carols in Punk Rock style. I don’t mind them changing the words to nonreligious ones, but that style of singing isn’t my thing!