Cal.E.'s Korner

d.: (knock, knock, knock) Calculating Einstein Katt, (knock, knock, knock) Calculating Einstein Katt, (knock, knock, knock) Calculating Einstein Katt.

C.: Who is it?

d.: It’s me, D.C., and I need to talk to you.

C.: If you really are my best human friend, author, nurse, and sometimes lyricist Dane Christian Scott, you will know the password my third husband, (and second here on Earth), This now eight-time World Association of Cat-Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology champion of the world, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a.

The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, business partner with the Triple T Cat Cartel and former WACKO tag-team partner, who become his archrival for his WACKO championship belts and nemesis in real life who is now his BFF again after T knocked him out

and defeated him for the middleweight WACKO title

and shared a delicious Planet of the Talking Cats cat treat with him after waking him up

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-POTTC cat treats and cat food is delicious, every cat in the universe prefers POTTC cat food, so feed your cat POTTC cat food today!)- The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby.

We did this because I’m too short to see who is ringing the doorbell through the peep hole in the door.

d.: CALE.E! OPEN THIS DING DANG DOOR NOW!

C.: Oh, hi D.C. Have you been waiting long?

d.: I’ve been waiting in the rain for long enough for you to say your husband’s full name-and it is only raining here at Wayne Manor,

nowhere else in this street, including my house. That reminds me- I must water my precious grass blades when I get home.

C.: D.C., I thought you were too busy with school your new job, and writing and editing the six manuscripts you’ve written to talk on the phone or to come see me.

d.: Well…I have a break in my schedule, which allowed me to look through my social media pages. That brings me to my point. Since you weren’t answering your phone, I decided to walk the ½ a block here and ask you why you haven’t been writing our blog?

C.: Well, I’ve been busy.

d.: doing what?

C.: This and that. You know, trying to figure out who is knocking on the door, things like that.

d.: Have you two ever thought of installing a doorbell with a camera?

C.: Say, that’s a thought. I should call T right now and ask him to get a handyman to install one, after he goes to the store and buys it, so I suppose I should get busy doing that.

d.: Yes, that rain made me think of my precious grass blades, so I’ll go back and water them now.

C.: Yes, do that before tomorrow because you’ll be one year older then. You may not be able to do chores like that when you get to such an advanced age.

d.: Yes, well, anyway, I must be on my way…

C.: So that’s all for today, folks. That’s the end of this cat ta(i)le.

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