C.: Let’s see, nine times nine is 81. Now, for my gouzindas. Nine gouzinda nine once, nine gouzinda eighteen twice..oh, hi. I was just...

Somedays won't end ever And somedays pass on be I'll be working here forever, At least until I die, dammed if you do, dammed if you don't...

C.: Hey, d.c., I see that you’re home from the football game. How did it go? d.: We lost, but I did get to park for free. C.: Why did...

Ever since I was a young boy I played the silver ball From Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all But I ain't seen nothing...

I have heard your thunder roll Clouds succumb to winds that blow Overhead but instead of running I just wait Watching lightning kiss the...

C.: d.c, I really enjoyed the blog on Sunday, and I’m looking forward to reading as much of BEYOND THE THIRTEENTH MIEL: THE IRON MAN...

C.: Well, I’m bored. The puppy is a doggy dare care, Mom and Dad are on yet another cruise, d.c. and my kittens are at work, and Tucker’s...

Well, since my baby left me Well, I found a new place to dwell Well, it's down at the end of Lonely Street At Heartbreak Hotel Where I'll...

Hi, and welcome to this week’s addition of Cat Fighting Weekly. I’m the original Triple T, Tom the Tabby. Today, I have as my guest the...

C.: Well, it’s Sunday. I’m off work from The Kennel today, but I’, scheduled to work tonight. However, d.c. is at work and won’t get of...

(I want my MTV) Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin' that's the way you do...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Paperback writer (paperback writer) Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book? It took me years to write, will you take a look? It's based...

And now the end is near So I face the final curtain My friend, I'll say it clear I'll state my case of which I'm certain I've lived a...

Ralph: A one, a two, a one two three four Love me tender Love me sweet Never let me go You have made my life complete And I love you so...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

d.c. the announcer: Hello and welcome to this edition of the World Association of Cat fighting and Other stuff championship round of cat...

With the Furies breathing down your neck Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped Look at that low plane, fine, then...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to...