d.: This blog post is dedicated to all of the readers over fifty who could formally stay up past 9:30 and watch late night T.V. before all late night shows before they became political commentaries.
I am Iron Man
Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all Or if he moves, will he fall?
Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We'll just pass him there Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel In the great magnetic field When he traveled time For the future of mankind
Nobody wants him He just stares at the world Planning his vengeance That he will soon unfurl
Now the time is here For Iron Man to spread fear Vengeance from the grave Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him They just turn their heads Nobody helps him Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead Fills his victims full of dread Running as fast as they can Iron Man lives again
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: William Ward / Tony Iommi / Terence Michael Butler / John Osbourne
Iron Man lyrics © Essex Music Inc
Radio Announcer: And that was iron Man by Black Sabbath. If you play it on 78 speed you can actually understand what Ozzie Osborne is saying…
Drive thru guy: Welcome to Samori Burger, what do you want?
d.: I want a triple cheeseburger with extra cheese, no mayo or onions; a bacon double cheeseburger no onions and hold the mayo; A small cheese burger, no onions, and can you put the mayo you left off the other two cheeseburgers on this one? Also, two large orders of fries and three cokes.
Drive thru guy: No Coke, Pepsi. So you want three cheeseburgers, extra mayo, no cheese, two Pepsi’s and three orders of fries?
d.: No, I want a triple cheeseburger with extra cheese, no mayo or onions; a bacon double cheeseburger no onions and hold the mayo; A small cheeseburger, no onions, and can you put the mayo you left off the other two cheeseburgers on this one? Also, two large orders of fries and three Cokes.
Drive thru guy: I told you, no Coke, Pepsi. Your order is: cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, small fries, extra mayo and lots of onions
d..: (ring) Hi, Cal.E. Listen, I can’t waste my time talking to you right now because I’m ordering dinner for my whole family…
C.: d.c., I’m here and you’re on my phone. Doesn’t that make it our time?
d.: I’m trying to straighten out my order…
Drive thru guy: Three Pepsi’s and cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, small fries, extra mayo and lots of onions three large fries and two desert cookies…
d.: No, I want a triple cheeseburger with extra cheese, no mayo or onions; a bacon double cheeseburger no onions and hold the mayo; A small cheeseburger, no onions, and can you put the mayo you left off the other two cheeseburgers on this one? Also, two large orders of fries and three Cokes.
Drive thru guy: I told you, no Coke, Pepsi. Your order is: cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, small fries, extra mayo and lots of onions and cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger Pepsi, Pepsi, fries, fries…
d.: Forget it. Just give me what youalreadyhave and I'll figure it out.
Drive thru guy: That will be $407.28
d.: It looks like I’m going to need a bigger truck.
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