Well I don't know where they come from But they sure do come I hope they comin' for me And I don't know how they do it but they sure do it good I hope they doin' it for free
They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever
The first time that I got it I was just ten years old I got it from some kitty next door I went and see the Dr. and he gave me the cure I think I got it some more
They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever
I got a bad cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever
It's nothin' dangerous I feel no pain I've got to ch-ch-change You know you got it when you're going insane It makes a grown man cryin' cryin' Won't you make my bed
I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand They know they gettin' it from me They know just where to go When they need their lovin' man They know I do it for free
I give 'em cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever They got it bad scratch fever Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever
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Songwriters: Ted Nugent
Cat Scratch Fever lyrics © Alfred
d.: That's Ca.E.'s ringtone. I wonder what she has to say today?
C.: Hey, d.c., what did you do with all that food you got at Samuri Burger yesterday?
d.: Well, since none of it was what my family wanted to eat, I took it to a food pantry. I called a couple of my friends who had large pickups, and we got it all there. The food pantry was grateful. They took all the food to various homeless shelters around Greater Houston and distributed it. It worked out okay, because Eudora wanted to eat Mexican food, not hamburgers last night. Did you want some of the food, Cal.E.?
C.: Well, as tempting as eating human fast food that may permanently damage my digestive system sounds, I can’t do that right now.
d.: Why is that, Cal.E.?
C.: Because my fiancé, Tucker, Tucker Two talked me into training for the Cat Skills Games.
d.: What is that? I’ve never heard of such a thing!
C.: Much like the cat rodeo, which is coming up in March, the Cat Skill Games are held when most humans are sound asleep in their beds. It’s like the human Olympic games.
d.: So, what events are you and Tucker training for?
C.: Well, Tucker is training for one event. He’s trying to get his title as Super Duper Heavyweight Catfighting champion back, so he’s batting balls, chasing windup mice, and working out on a speed bag. I’m training for five events, though.
d.: Five events? What are they?
C.: They are as follows:
The cat crawl, where I must crawl though a one-hundred foot long tube made of slick synthetic materail that I cannot dig my claws into. This is done time trail style, since only one cat at a time can fit in the small tube.
The pole vault, performed while holding a large ring in each of the competitor's front paws. WE must use our hind legs and claws to hold the ple before jumping of the bar. This is the second most difficult of the events.
The cat push, where I must push a large ring from one side of a full-sized living area to the other, demonstrated here on the human show, "America's Got Talent."
The cat stretch. Whichever cat can stretch out the longest wins.
And, finally, the hardest one, the
Catsup, demonstrated here by Tom The Tabby. This is by far the hardest one. I must pull myself over a bar tha's two feet off the ground and balance on the bar. Then, I must jump to a landing area on the floor, holding my form. I must land on my feet. Whicever cat does this in the least amount of time wins the event. I'm tired even thinking about doing all of these events, so I'll take a nap before I begin my training.
d.: Don't oversleep, Cal.E. If you don't train hard enough to finish all five events, that would be a cat-astrophe!
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