C.: Hey d.c. I have some questions about the animals here on Earth. d.: Just one minute, Cal.E. I’ve gotta ride this horse down *( lyrics...

C.: Well, d.c. It looks like you were right. T.J. was homesick, so his thirteen brothers and sisters went to see him. Thanks for...

Bum ba deah Bum ba deah d.: Whoa big fella C.: d.c., why are you stopping your horse? We need to find my kittens! d.: I know, Cal.E. But...

C.: Thanks for talking Dad into letting you go to his family’s ranch and borrow a couple of their horses, d.c. Since Mom and Dad are out...

Mr. Hurtstopee, your next C.: Hi, d.c. Where are you? d.: I am waiting for my urologist appointment. What’s up? C.: I was just thinking...

We’re the Houston Astros, Houston Astros, Houston Astros number one 2,3,4 C.: hi, d.c. What are you doing now? d.: I am sending an email...

C.: d.c. I need your help. d.: How can I help my best friend? C.: I need to know something: What is the meaning of life? d.: It is a...

We’re the Houston Astros, Houston Astros, Houston Astros number one 2,3,4 d.: Go home Yankees fans, go home (all of you!) Go home Yankees...

As ELAC is enjoying her newfound resources on Planet HTRAE, compliments of Dr. Buddy Bones; we will now return to planet Earth (sort of)....

d.: Maybe the new name of the blog would be Cal.E.’s condescending caterwauling! C.: Yeah?! WEll…thinking more like d.c.’s delusional...

C.: The exciting adventures of THE most adorable talking cat on this or ANY planet and her boring human sidekick… d.: What are you...

C.: Now that I have on “the cat’s pajamas” (hehe) I am wide awake! I must get some sleep before my evening shift, though. Counting sheep,...

While Dr. Buddy Bones is trying to find a way to finance his perpetual motion machine through sports on planet HTRAE we now take you back...

C.: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? And , if he cannot chuck wood, why is he called a woodchuck?...

C.: Wow, d.c.’s doctor’s appointment ran REALLY late today. I have already dressed for work, so I will just continue my thinking of...

C.: d.c. called and said he would be late. He said that since he has a day off from work and it is a day that ends in “y” he had a...

C.: A-A-A- AND we’re back with the final segment of Cal.E.’s Corner. We have as our guest today, nurse and author d.c. scot. d.c. is a...

C.: Hi, and welcome to today’s edition of “Cal.E.’s Corner.” Today, we are continuing our conversation with the author/nurse d.c. scot...

C.: Hello folks. Welcome to this addition of "Cal.E.'s Corner." Today, we have as our guest author d.c.scot. So, d.c. I feel as if you...

C.: d.c. wants me to help him write his blog today, but I must work tonight. My kittens are on the verge of finishing their training, but...