C.: Well, I was going to watch the lost episodes of “Nine Live to Give,” but the Astros lost last night, so I’m going to watch the Astros-Rangers’ game instead. If I don’t watch the game, I’ll miss my youngest male kitten, Ralph, singing the Astros’ fight song that I made up. Ralph is about to sing it now, so I must pay attention. Tata for now.
A one, a two, a one, two three, four..
Houston has the Astros,
The greatest baseball team
They hit the ball from line to line
And homer in between
Their hitters are amazing
Their pitchers are sublime
They make Rob Manfred miserable
By winning all the time
We’re the…
Houston Astros
Houston Astros
Houston Astros number one, two three four,
Altuve is the best
At hitting non-strike balls
He bunts in jest
Then goes yard
Regardless of Ump’s call
We’re the…
Houston Astros
Houston Astros
Houston Astros number one, two three four,
Yordon is so feared
They walk him on two pitches
He's so revered
‘Cause pitchers are his…
d,: Well, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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