Leavin' home, out on the road I've been down before Ridin' along in this big ol' jet plane I've been thinkin' about my home But my love...

Leavin' home, out on the roadI 've been down before Ridin' along in this big ol' jet plane I've been thinkin' about my home But my love...

Take me out To the ball game Take me out With the crowd Buy me some peanuts And Crackerjacks I don't care if I never never get back Let...

And now the end is near So I face the final curtain My friend, I'll say it clear I'll state my case of which I'm certain I've lived a...

Babe, you're getting closer The lights are goin' dim The sound of your breathin' Made the mood I'm in All of my resistance Lying on the...

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull dayYou fritter and waste the hours in an offhand wayKicking around on a piece of ground in...

Oh, do it Oh, do it Do it Do the hustle, do the hustle Do the hustle, do the hustle Do the hustle Oh, do it Oh, do it Do the hustle, do...

Oh, do it Oh, do it Do it Do the hustle, do the hustle Do the hustle, do the hustle Do the hustle Oh, do it Oh, do it Do the hustle, do...

Got a call from an old friend, we used to be real close Said he couldn't go on the American way Closed the shop, sold the house, bought a...

They paved paradise, put up a parking lot With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot Don't it always seem to go That you...

We're caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I love you too much, baby Why can't you see What you're doing to me When you don't...

Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans Way back up in the woods among the evergreens There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood...

Ralph: Two, one-two-three-four! Ev'rybody's talking 'bout Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism This-ism, that-ism, is-m,...

d.: Here are some more of my thoughts on the unfairness of life taken from the first book I published entitled THE MAGRUDER MYSTERIES...

I have a mansion, forget the price Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice I live in hotels, tear out the walls I have accountants...

We can never know about the days to come But we think about them anyway And I wonder if I'm really with you now Or just chasing after...

I was totin' my pack along the dusty Winnemucca road When along came a semi with a high an' canvas-covered load "If you're goin' to...

C.: d.c. was going to send me a script to review via email. This must be it A well-known athlete, Lance Armstrong, was found guilty of...

C.: today is the day that T. Puppy Katt is going to move to her new facility to play for her new team, the Port Author Poodles. d.c. is...

Ralph: a one, a two, a one two three four There's a cat who leads a life of danger To everyone she meets he stays a stranger With every...