C.: Well, I’m inspired. After training for only one day, I’ve lost 1/78th of a pound and my body fat is down to 68%, but I’m really...

C.: d.c., what’s with the picture of the donkey with a bicycle on his back? I don’t understand. d.: It’s the profile picture for my new...

d.: Cal.E. is with Tucker today. They’re celebrating his victories in catfights in Ridgecrest, Vidalia, and Baton Rouge, Louisiana....

C.: d.c. did you see what S-3 did while he was out of The Kennel? d.: No, what did he do? C.: He picked up some kind of a blade. It’s...

C.: Hey, d.c. I just finished cleaning up the Human Kennel inmate’s cells. The outside workers were released from working because it...

C.: I’m glad that mine and Tucker’s lawyer worked out a deal with the ADA and got us community service and not kennel time. It will be a...

C.: Hi, d.c., are you feeling better today? d.: Yes, Cal.E. I went to the gym and worked out with my son. Now, I’m ready to train you. I...

We're caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I love you too much, baby Why can't you see What you're doing to me When you don't...

I spent last night in the arms of a girl in Louisiana! And though I'm out on the highway My thoughts are still with her Such a strange...

C.: Hey, d.c., I’ve changed my mind about letting you train me for the CatSkills Games. d.: What made you change your mind, Cal.E? C.:...

C.: I still don’t feel like training for the Cat Skills Games, but Tucker sent me this invitation to go to the Triple T gym today. It’s...

C.: I need to train for the Cat Skills games, but I need some motivation. I think one of the chapters in d.c.’s book, “Beyond the...

The name of this song is the Wildwood Flower Now the Wildwood Flower is an old country classic It's gained a whole new popularity The...

d.: Cal.E has snuck her cell phone into the human kennel. Unbeknownst to the security staff, she’s shooting a video. Unfortunately, laws...

C.: I have a very special guest today on Cal.E.’s Korner. Ladies and gentlemen (and all you animals listening) please help me welcome Mr....

d.: Hi, Cal.E. I’ve been watching last year’s Cat Skills Games on Animal SPorts Network. C.: I didn’t know your cable supplier gave you...

Jenny Jenny who can I turn to? You give me something I can hold on to I know you'll think I'm like the others before Who saw your name...

C.: Whew! Teaching another cat a new language is a lot of work! Tucker wanted me to teach him to speak English, since he only knows how...

Well I don't know where they come from But they sure do come I hope they comin' for me And I don't know how they do it but they sure do...

d.: This blog post is dedicated to all of the readers over fifty who could formally stay up past 9:30 and watch late night T.V. before...