Well, I beat the drum and hold the phone The sun came out today We're born again, there's new grass on the field A-roundin' third and...

Well, I beat the drum and hold the phone The sun came out today We're born again, there's new grass on the field A-roundin' third and...

That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the sun of them righteous...

That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to...

C.: Well, I’m on a different planet in a galaxy far, far away from Earth. I’m running for Supreme Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats...

That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to...

d.: Well, Cal.E. must have really figured out how to use the mic on her computer. She sent me another email, and it’s not all one run-on...

d.: Wel, Cal.E. went back to her home planet, The Planet of the Talking Cats to campaign for ruler of that planet. Today, I received an...

d.: Well, Cal.E.’s flying to the Planet of the Talking Cats to campaign for Ruler of the Planet, and I’m busy studying for a big blood...

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I got a feeling That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good,...

Oh, well, a-bless my soul, but what's wrong with me? I'm itchin' like a man on a fuzzy tree My friends say I'm actin' wild as a bug I'm...

I don't want to work I want to bang on the drum all day I don't want to play I just want to bang on the drum all day Ever since I was a...

I want a new website One that won't make me sick One that won't make me wonder who’s their czar Or make me feel three feet thickI want a...

Hail to the chief We have chosen for the nation Hail to the chief We salute him one and all Hail to the chief As we pledge cooperation In...

She's got a body on her man, she cleans up nice If I can get her hot she'll go all night She's had a little work done there in the back...

Gimme a T… Gimme a U… Gimme a C… Gimme a K… … What's that spell? What's that spell? What's that spell? What's that spell? What's that...

Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans Way back up in the woods among the evergreens There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood...

d.: I will get back to the storyline tomorrow. Today, I want to address some of the issues in yesterday's post. First and foremost, I...