C.: (ring) Hi, d.c., what do you want to talk about today?   d.: I thought you were going to do the blog solo today.   C.: No, I have it...

C.: Hey, d.c. I see that your page hasn’t completely changed from “the Magruder Mysteries to "The McGruder Mysteries.” What gives.?   d:...

The bologgers who say MIC! d.: Hello, and welcome to the bloggers who now say MIC!! (ring) Excuse me, it’s my partner, Cal.E. “Hello,...

C.: d.c. is late with his call to discuss our blog, so I’d better call him since he’s not usually late for anything.   d. (ring) Hi,...

C.: (Maybe I should call d.c. and see if he has our script ready for today….no, I just got a text from him.. Let me see what it says.)...

d.: (ring) Hi, Cal.E., I’m sorry I didn’t get the script to you yesterday, but I was really busy.   C.: Doing what?   d.: Well, I was...

C.: (ring) d.c., it’s Cal.E. If you’ll come over to Wayne Manor, I have something for you that I think you’ll like.   d.: I’ll be right...

C.: (ring) Hey d.c., what are you up to today?   d.: About ten or fifteen pounds more than I’d like to be   C.: Good, glad to hear it....

C.: Bazinga! I bet y’all didn’t see that coming. Anyway. D.c. hasn’t sent me today’s script, either. I suppose he’s listening to the Joe...

C.: Hmm…we used to call people walking around talking to themselves schizophrenics, or, at least., [ep[;e who thought outside the box....

C.: d.c., I thought you were going to text me that you were going to email me yesterday’s script. What happened?   d.:  I‘m sorry Ca.E.,...

Wait! Did you say that this line is to brag about things that are good in your life?   d.: Yes, that’s the general idea. However, if you...

d.: Well, I’m feeling better since the Astros won last night, and Cal.E. is “previously indisposed.” In other words, she’s taking a long...

C.: Well, d.c.is depressed today because the Texans lost by one point and Yordon Alvarez in injured….again! Please join us tomorrow for...

C.: (ring) Hey d.c. what are you doing right now?   d.: I just got home from work. I’m going to take a shower and then watch the Texans...

C.: (ring) Hey, d.c., what are you up to today?   d.: I’m working on a new series of books.   C.: What’s it about?   d.: It’s about a...

d.: (knock, knock, knock) Calculating Einstein Katt; knock, knock, knock) Calculating Einstein Katt; knock, knock, knock) Calculating...

d.: Is that you, Joe? Are you dead? Oh, no. say it ain’t so, Joe. Let me call this in. “Yes, I have male Caucasian, approximately...

JG.: OH, OH, OH, OH!! d.; Hold on, Joe Groan, I’m on my way   JG.: Man, this excruciating pain is wearing me out, and I don’t have any...

d.: Yes, 911 operator, I would like for you to send ambulance to 813 Fifty-fifth street in Cut-N-Shoot ASAP…NO! I don’t have time to...