d.: (ring)   C.: Hello?   d.: Cal.E., you need to come to my house so we can work on our blog for today.   C.; No can do, d.c.   d: And...

C.: I need to call my best human friend, d.c. scot, and let him know that I’ll be late today. I was supposed to be at his house an hour...

d.: Well, Cal.E is late again. I hope she hasn’t met with a cat-astrophe…No, there she is running across the field to my house.. “Cal.E.,...

d.: Cal.E., you’re late. What happened?   C.: I’m sorry I’m late, d.c., but I was working on a change in me.   d.: Well, it looks like...

C.:  d.c., why haven’t you written the blog for the last two days? I told you that I wanted to take some time off to spend with my third...

C.:  d.c., I thought you said that you were going to handle the blog by yourself for a couple of days so T and I could train for the...

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C.: Congratulations on your and Eudora’s twenty-fifth wedding anniversary, d.c.   d.: Yes, today is our twenty-fifth wedding anniversary....

d.: To the families of those who's family member paid the ultimate price to protect our freedom, thank you for your sacrifice!

d.: I asked Cal.E.  to write the blog by herself yesterday since I had a big test to take. I wonder what happened?   5/24/25; 1600 hours;...

Ladies, gentlemen, nonbinary individuals and animals of all descriptions, let’s get ready to ruuuuumble! Tonight, for your entertainment,...

We’re still waiting for the main event here in the Astrodome; but we do have an interview with one of the participants, Tom the Tabby....

Well, the Cat Fight of the Century is days away, and one of the preliminary activities is for the two contestants to exchange insults....

C.: T., what are you doing now?   T.: I’m reading up on the Cat Olympics. I might not want to participate this year, or ever again,...

C.: (Well, if d.c. is taking a sabbatical, I can now concentrate on my fabulous marital relationship with….Oh, yes, Tucker Tucker Two,...

C.: Well, d.c. just sent me a text saying he wants to take a two or three day sabbatical. Humans, I can't live with them. I'm Hungry. I...

C.: I wonder where d.c. is? Oh, I just got a text from him. It seems that both T and Tom want him to train them for their upcoming cat...

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” Sir Winston Churchill   d.: Cal.E. has already...

C.: Hello everyone. d.c. is busy, but I just found this great new website that was talking about d.c.’s first book, PRECISION. They said...

C.: Come on over and watch T and Tom’s big cat fight, d.c. We can watch it on T.’s colossal screen television. This T.V. makes the...