Cal.E.'s Korner

C. Well, d.c. hasn’t sent me a script today, and I’m a cat so….What‘s that, then how did I type this message? Well, my computer has a voice command option and. Yes, that’s mainly true. Most earth cats cannot talk, but I’m from another planet where cats can talk and..Well, yes, I suppose that I could use my voice command and write a hilarious blog that is also thought-provoking and grammatically correct, but you are missing the key phrase: I’M A CAT11 And cats are lazy, especially after today. You see, my third husband, Tucker tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken came home and…

Well, yes, he was in the basement of our house training for the last three weeks, and he did sleep in the bed with me each night, although I didn’t know it. So, I haven’t seen him in three weeks, so we made up for it last night. We were up all night long…playing laser tag. We chased the red dot while T’s training partner, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby,

pointed it at the wall and moved it around. Then, we had some real fun. We did what married couples do…We played a game of paintball in the basement of our house, and one thing led to another. All of a sudden, we’re involved in a three-way…. game of Risk, which takes a lot of time. Then, we played hide and seek; and they still haven't found me because I'm in this box...I think. In fact, we haven’t finished the game yet, so I need to bounce.