Are you gonna take me home tonight? Aah, down beside that red fire light Are you gonna let it all hang out? Fat bottomed girls You make...

This thing called love I just can't handle it This thing called love I must get 'round to it I ain't ready Crazy little thing called love...

C.: Well, d.c. is at work today, so he asked me to bring you this edition of our blog solo. Honestly, I’ve been hitting the catnip so...

C.: Now that the Astros are through with their season, what are we going to talk about, d.c.? d.: I want to talk about something more...

C.: Hey, d..c., do you want to see a picture of my cousin who lives in Philly? d.: What’s his name, and what happened to him? C.: That is...

C.: Well, d.c. called and said that he was stuck at work. He wanted me to bring y’all the blog solo. Since I didn’t have anything...

C.: Hi, d.c., what are you doing? d.: I’m just watching this video of the Phillie fan heckling Mattress Mac. C.: I saw that. He could...

C.: d.c., now that the Astros’ pitchers combined on a no-hitter last night, are you willing to talk about your favorite baseball team...

C.: Oh, no! I overslept! I’m going to be late for work…wait a minute. It’s Wednesday. I’m not scheduled to go back to work until Friday....

LET’ S GO ASTROS! C.: The Astros didn’t play a game last night, so we can’t talk about baseball today– d.: Actually, Cal.E., that is the...

* C.: Why did you put another asterisk at the beginning of the blog, d.c? We usually just print one of our pictures at the top of the...

* C.: d.c., you sure are putting some strange pictures at the beginning of our blog. Why did you make the opening picture an asterisk? I...

C.: d.c, why did you print a picture of a tombstone at the beginning of the blog?! I know the Astros lost last night, but it’s only one...

RALPH: Mom and d.c. are getting ready for the first game of something called the “World Series.” They asked me to fill in as guest host...

RALPH: A one, a two, a one two three four… C.: Houston has the Astros, the greatest baseball team They hit the ball from line to line and...

Under the gaze of the eight elms, A spectacle like you've never seen: Spinning lights and faces, Demon music and gypsy queens! The glint...

The top ten reasons the Yankees lost to the Astros according to Yankee fans 10. The moon was in the wrong phase when the two teams...

I would walk ten miles on my hands and knees Ain't no doubt about it baby it's you I aim to please I'd wrestle with a lion and a grizzly...

RALPH: Like a restless leaf in the autumn breeze, Once, I was a tumbleweed Like a rolling stone, cold and all alone, Livin' for the day...

d.: Well, Cal.E. and I got our wires crossed. She went to see T.J., and I needed to take care of some personal business. I wasn’t...