C.: Hey, d.c, the Astros can still sell beer at Daikin Park, because they didn’t lose the opener (hee hee). d.: That’s nice Cal.E. ...

C.: Hi, d.c., I was just calling to ask you if we could write the blog early today so that I could do my Charity work later. d.: I’m...

C.: Hi, d.c. I see that your back with your brain intact, so I guess those tests all came out okay. d.: I am and they did. Now, who is...

C.: Oh, hi there. I was just going over some test results from routine tests that all fourteen of my kittens had, but I would need a...

C.: (ring) Thank you for calling 119. What do you want to brag about today? Hello, yes, my name is Lucky Lezcano Jr. the IV. C.: So,...

I would rather let one thousand guilty men go free than to chase them. Police Chief Wiggum (The Simpsons). C.: That’s an interesting...

It is better and more satisfactory to acquit a thousand guilty persons than to put a single innocent one to death." - -Maimonides C.: ...

C.: Well, d.c. is busy watching his team play in March Madness, so I’m going to expand my mind by doing complicated math calculations in...

C.: (ring) Hi, d.c., what are you doing? d.: I’m paying bills. C.: Doesn’t your ban have automatic draft for your bills, like T’s...

And you are listening to the Joe Groan Show, on WORD in the Texas Golden Triangle: Port Author, Orange and Beaumont; all talk radio all...

C.: d.c., I thought that you were going to write the script yesterday by yourself. I was involved in a long telephone call with my third...

And that was the Motor City Madman here on WHAM Conroe Cut-N-Shoot radio. Next up, Metallica followed by some SCREAMO C.: Well, d.c. is...

C.: (This is boring, monitoring our 119 line. No one ever calls to brag about not having anything going wrong in their lives. (ring). I...

d.: (ring) Hello C.: d.c., Are you okay? d.: Yes, why? C.: Well, I know that you were going to your mother’s funeral and staying with...

As is a tale, so is life. Not how long it is, but how good it is that matters- Seneca. C.: Hey, d.c., are you feeling better today? d.:...

C.: Hi, d.c. I’m calling to write today’s blog. d.: I’m sorry, Cal.E., I just don’t feel like being silly today. C.: so, it was...

C.: Hey, d.c., how is your day going? d.: Not too well, Cal.E. My computer is acting up again, but that's not my only problem. I...

C.: Hey, d.c., what are you doing? d.: come on in. I'm waiting for this bottle of water to warm up to 71 degrees. C.: Why? d.: Because...

C.: hey, d.c., why is tomorrow only 23 hours long? d. Because tomorrow, at two a.m., daylight savings time starts. C.: Then, are all the...

C.: Hey, d.c. I have something that will make you rich quickly! d.: Okay, what is it? C.: It’s a multi-product marketing…. d.: Don’t you...