Operator, well, could you help me place this call? See, the number on the matchbook is old and faded She's living in L. A. with my best...

There is a town in North Ontario Dream comfort memory to spare And in my mind I still need a place to go All my changes were there Blue,...

C.: Well, Ralph and his band are quarantined in a hotel room in Hoboken, New Jersey for now. Covid is still active on the east coast. I...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

presents d.c.scot’s CLUESS LOU He is literally the polaroid of perfection He has everything and she’ll give it to you in a second Looks...

In the quiet of the night. I make up my dreams. And steal a bit of peace. To ease me through the day. In the quiet of the night. I make...

C.: Hey, d.c. What are you doing? Are you okay? d.: I’m fine Cal.E. Whyd o you ask? C.; Because you have not been to work in a couple of...

C.: Thanks for asking Dad if we could borrow a couple of horses from his family ranch, d.c. d.: No problem, Cal.E. Just let me get off...

: C..:Hey, d.c., my favorite parts of your books are the parts about vigilante justice. It is amazing that none of the vigilantes in your...

Grey Why Don't We I can't even hide it I haven't stopped thinking 'bout Your lips, mm, your lips, yeah I'm losing my mind It's been too...

C.: Hey, d.c., are you busy? d.: yes, Cal.E. I am looking at the chart of my one patient for tomorrow. He thinks he is sweating too much....

C.: d.c. did you remember to donate the $250.00 to Victims First in my name to help the victim’s families at Robb Elementary in Uvalde,...

Ralph: The thrill is gone The thrill is gone away The thrill is gone, baby The thrill is gone away You know you done me wrong, baby And...

On Planet Earth: C.: Hate New York City It's cold and it's damp And all the people dressed like monkeys Let's leave Chicago to the...

On Planet HTRAE Buddy Bones: What, what’s happening to me? Ahh… ELAC: Mission accomplished. Buddy Bones did not know that all guns on...

C.: Please come to Boston for the Springtime I'm stayin' here with some friends and they've got lotsa room You can sell your paintings on...

C.: I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy A Yankee Doodle, do or die A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam Born on the Fourth of July I've got a Yankee...

C.: One, One two, One two, One, two, three, four Houston has the Astros, the greatest baseball team They hit the ball from line to line...

Cal.E. and d.c. have boarded a flight bound for Laguardia airport in New York City. From there, they will catch a connecting flight to...

Cal.E. and d.c. have boarded a flight bound for Laguardia airport in New York City. From there, they will catch a connecting flight to...