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Cal.E.'s Corner




I'll never be your beast of burden My back is broad but it's a-hurting All I want for you to make love to me I'll never be your beast of burden I've walked for miles, my feet are hurting All I want for you to make love to me

Am I hard enough? Am I rough enough? Am I rich enough? I'm not too blind to see

I'll never be your beast of burden So let's go home and draw the curtains Music on the radio Come on baby make sweet love to me

Am I hard enough? Am I rough enough? Am I rich enough? I'm not too blind to see

Oh, little sister Pretty, pretty, pretty girls Ooh, you're a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty girl Pretty, pretty, such a pretty, pretty, pretty girl Come on, baby, please, please, please

I'll tell ya You can put me out On the street Put me out With no shoes on my feet But put me out, put me out Put me out of misery, yeah

All your sickness, I can suck it up Throw it all at me I can shrug it off There's one thing, baby I don't understand You keep on telling me I ain't your kind of man

Ain't I rough enough? Ooh, honey Ain't I tough enough? Ain't I rich enough? In love enough? Ooh, please

I'll never be your beast of burden I'll never be your beast of burden Never, never, never, never, never, never, never be

I'll never be your beast of burden I've walked for miles, my feet are hurting All I want is you to make love to me Yeah

I don't need no beast of burden I need no fussing I need no nursing Never, never, never, never, never, never, never be

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: Keith Richards / Mick Jagger

Beast of Burden lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC


Buddy Bones: I’ll just need to go back to Earth and land in Canada. Fortunately, ELAC gave me the formula to get back to my former home planet. All I must do is figure in the correct coordinates to land in London, Ontario, and find the loot that Raloh and his mom were looking for. Cal.E. was gathering information about the loot the bank roobbers hid in Canada while she was doing her job at The Kennel in Houston

. It should NOT be hard for me to do the calculations to land in Ontario. I was able to find the wormhole again and get back to this planet after she tricked me into going back to Earth a few days (or was it weeks?) ago. I’ll find the $250,000 and live a life of luxury on my home planet until I pass. That amount of money won’t allow me to control the universe, as I would be able to if I had my perpetual motion machine completed, but it WILL allow me to live out my last years in comfort. That is all I want.

Trying to control these obstinate cats, humans, and other animals is tiring. I am an old dog. I do NOT have the strength to try to control the whole universe anymore, anyway. I will just collect the quarter mill and be done with all other life forms, since I will be able to buy whatever my heart desires or I need to survive..



Ralph: Okay,I think I have thrown that annoying Buddy Bones off my trail. I did NOT want to be his “beast of burden,” finding the money and giving it to him. My cat super senses that I developed when I was put in an incubator as a small kitten come in handy. That is why I convinced my bandmates to join this cult. My super senses were telling me that I was being watched from afar. It only took minimal intelligence and deductions to figure out that it was the evil Dr. Buddy Bones who was trying to control my every move. He, nor anyone else (including my parents) has no idea I have these super senses, but I digress.


NOW I can go look for the loot Mom was trying to find. I’m a young cat, so this amount of money will probably not last me the rest of my life, but the band is doing well. My bandmates also believe this hooey about renouncing wealth and their materila posessions, so I will ask them to allow me to control the money we make off our live concerts. I can then use whatever I wish to supplement my lifestyle. I will be living large and being in charge (of the band’s money, anyway).


Meanwhile, back on the lost planet of HTRAE



ELAC: It was a stroke of luck that I found the instructions Dr. Buddy Bones left here. They told me how to put his perpetual motion machine together, once I did the calculations to make it work. Now, I will just need to tighten a few nuts and …voila! I have invented the perpetual motion machine! Now, I will rule the universe, because I will be the only one who has a source of power that not only never runs out but also doesn’t harm the environment.

Only one complication. Where (oh where) is the “on” switch? I can’t make power without being able to turn this thing on! Hmm. Maybe it doesn’t have one. Maybe it is up to me to figure out how to get the perpetual motion machine started.




Tune in tomorrow, folks, and find out if ELAC is successful in powering-up the universe’s only perpetual motion machine. AND if she does, will absolute power truly corrupt absolutely? These questions and more (that you probably haven’t even thought of yet) will be answered tomorrow (or one day this week, or probably by the end of the year).

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