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I got a feeling That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good,...

Oh, well, a-bless my soul, but what's wrong with me? I'm itchin' like a man on a fuzzy tree My friends say I'm actin' wild as a bug I'm...

I don't want to work I want to bang on the drum all day I don't want to play I just want to bang on the drum all day Ever since I was a...

I want a new website One that won't make me sick One that won't make me wonder who’s their czar Or make me feel three feet thickI want a...

Hail to the chief We have chosen for the nation Hail to the chief We salute him one and all Hail to the chief As we pledge cooperation In...

She's got a body on her man, she cleans up nice If I can get her hot she'll go all night She's had a little work done there in the back...

Gimme a T… Gimme a U… Gimme a C… Gimme a K… … What's that spell? What's that spell? What's that spell? What's that spell? What's that...

Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans Way back up in the woods among the evergreens There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood...

d.: I will get back to the storyline tomorrow. Today, I want to address some of the issues in yesterday's post. First and foremost, I...

Doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo Time keeps on slipping Into the future Time keeps on...

d. Okay, here’s today’s post, y’all: If, an, but, the, in, if C.: d.c., is this because articles seem to be the only words allowed on...

Happy anniversary baby Got you on my mind Happy anniversary baby Got you on my mind I'm so happy for you baby Now that you've found...

kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the sun of them righteous...

Purple haze all in my brain Lately, things just don't seem the same Actin' funny but I don't know why 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky...

Pinball Wizard Song by Elton John Ever since I was a young boy I played the silver ballFrom Soho down to Brighton I must have played them...

d.: I would like to take a break from the storyline today, and just give an opinion. As many of you may be aware, I live in Southeast...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the sun of them righteous...

Pistol shots ring out in the barroom night Enter Patty Valentine from the upper hall She sees a bartender in a pool of blood Cries out,...

Pistol shots ring out in the barroom night Enter Patty Valentine from the upper hall She sees a bartender in a pool of blood Cries out,...