Gimme a T…
Gimme a U…
Gimme a C…
Gimme a K…
… What's that spell?
What's that spell?
What's that spell?
What's that spell?
What's that spell?
er Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken
… yeah, c'mon on all you big strong men
Uncle Sam needs your help again
he's got himself in a terrible jam
way down yonder in Vietnam
so put down your books and pick up a gun
we're gonna have a whole lot of fun
… and it's 1, 2, 3, what're we fighting for?
don't ask me, I think we’re in a jam
next stop is vietnam
and it's 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates
well there ain't no time to wonder why
whoopee! we're all gonna die
… well c'mon generals, let's move fast
your big chance has come at last
gotta go out and get those Reds
the only good Commie is one who's dead
and you know that peace can only be won
when we've blown ‘em all to kingdom come
… well c'mon on Wall Street
don't be slow
why this is war a-go-go
there's plenty good money to be made
by supplin' the Army with the tools of the trade
just hope and pray that if we drop the bomb
they drop it on-the Vietcong
chorus
… well c'mon mothers throughout this land
pack your boys off to Vietnam
c'mon pops, don't hesitate
send ‘em off before it's too late
be the first one on your block to have your boy come home in a box
… and it's 1, 2, 3, what're we fighting for?
don't ask me, I think we're in a jam
Source: LyricFind
The “Fish” Cheer / I-Feel-Like-I’m-Fixin’-to-Die Rag lyrics © Alkatraz Corner Music Co.
T.: Cal.E. instead of running away from our problems here on this planet, why don’t we make a plan to fix them?
C.: How?
T.: Well, we could run for office. I could run for the leader of the free world, and you could be my vice president, since one of the presidential candidates has dropped out. That means that party is looking for a strong candidate.
C.: Why not the other way around? You do have a criminal record. Some may find that off-putting.
T. Cal.E., And if a person with a criminal record can run for president, then so can a cat who’s been in The Kennel so many times that the warden retired my number. Besides, do you really think that the world is ready for a queen cat as president of the United States?
C.: Let’s think about this, shall we, dear? Is the world really ready to elect a tom cat, whom most don’t know can talk as POTUS? I mean, how will that go over?
T.: But, the song only makes since if I’m running from president.
C.: Perhaps, but I have a much stronger platform, since I’ve run for office before.
T.: Whats your platform, Cal.E.? Is it term limits?\
C.: No.
T.: honesty in politics?
C.: No.
T.: Then is it an anti-drug massege like this one?
C.: No.
T.: Well, what is it then?
C.: It’s a single issue platform to make people pay mor attention to it. I think that makes it stronger.
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