Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play a guitar just like a-ringin' a bell
Go, goGo Johnny, go, goGo Johnny, go, go
Go Johnny, go, goGo Johnny, go, go
Johnny B. Goode
He used to carry his guitar in a gunny sack
Go sit beneath the tree by the railroad track
Oh, the engineers would see him sitting in the shade
Strumming with the rhythm that the drivers made
The people passing by they would stop and say"
Oh my what that little country boy could play"
Go, goGo Johnny, go, goGo Johnny, go, go
Go Johnny, go, goGo Johnny, go, go Johnny B. Goode
His mother told him "someday you will be a man
And you will be the leader of a big old band
Many people coming from miles around
To hear you play your music when the sun go down
Maybe someday your name will be in lights
Saying "Johnny B. Goode tonight"
Go, goGo Johnny, go,Go, go, go Johnny, go
Go, go, go Johnny, go Go, go, go Johnny, go
GoJohnny B. Goode
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Chuck Berry
Johnny B. Goode lyrics © Entertainment One U.S. Lp, Kanjian Music
C.: We must get back to the future, T.
T.: Well, don’t set the dial for too far in advance. We don’t want to miss the Cat Olympics this year.
Later that same day
C.: It looks like we didn’t go quite far enough, T. This is our anniversary party. Hmm..d.c. is talking to Penny about something. Let’s listen in.
d.: So, if someone is accused of something he or she didn’t do, but no physical harm is done, how strong of a case do we have?
C.:(I think he’s talking to her about when our blog was taken down for no apparent reason by the a**hole incompetence.
I want to see what my forty-fourth cousin three times removed has to say about that).
P.: Well, if there is no physical proof of harm, the plaintiff will need to present a strong case. With my fees, I’m just not sure that it’s worth pursuing.
C.: That’s it, T. Let’s just take this time machine and fly it back to my home planet. We can both live under assumed names so we won’t get into trouble.
T.: Why do you want to go back to the Planet of the Talking Cats, Cal.E.?
C.: Well, d.c. has been threatened, had some people attempt blackmail and even been propositioned by a prostitute, which were all allowed on social media. All those acts are criminal offenses in the United States. Fortunately, d.c. has saved screenshots of all these things happening to him. Social media could be charged as accessory to these crimes if he wanted to pursue a criminal case, since it has occurred within the statute of limitations according to the law. Our blog is taken down when we don’t make derogatory comments, use profanity or sexual innuendos. WWe also speak out agianst drug use.
Maybe d.c. should talk to Penny about pursuing a criminal case rather than a civil one. Then, the case would be tried in Texas, where the crime occurred and we both work where these individuals would be stationed when they will undoubtedly found guilty. Since almost all the inmates like d.c., because he treats them fairly would be a rough sentence for anyone thrown into the human kennel if they understand why these people are incarcerated. I'll be sure that they do.
Additionally, social media will allow Christian church services to be broadcast but will take down a personal post saying that individual believes in creationism, as most Christians do. It’s so highly hypocritical and hard to understand. I want to go back to a simpler way of life.
T.: Where one individual, your ex-husband, makes all the decisions, and he wants to kill you?
C.: Well, there is that, yes.
T.: It’s much different here, which makes it a safer place to live.
C.: Are you sure about that, T.?
T.: Well…
d.: That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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