Ralph: Hey, d.c., did you get any more lyrics written for my jingle? d.: I did. R.: Let’s here it, then Wash your hands Thoroughly R.:...

Ralph: Hey, d.c., it’s Ralph. I’m doing community service instead of jail time for…catnip possession. I told the judge that I would write...

C.: Ground Control, this is Calculating Einstein Katt. Can you come in, please? Ground Control: Yes, this is ground control in Houston....

C.: (Well, now than I’m drifting through space, I can let my mind wander. Speaking os traveling through space, how can the universe be...

C.: Wow! I’m positioned just right to see what d.c. is doing at work. Since Texas Correctional Care has made inmates’ records public...

11/19/24 1600 hours d.: (I’d better try to call Dirt Cheap Discount Oil Change again and see if I can get some of my  money back from...

d.: While I deal with Dirt Cheap Discount Oil Changes, Cal.E. has graciously agreed to take over the blog posts for a couple of days,...

d.: What? Dirt Cheap Discount Oil Changes is a rip-off! Not only will they not give someone a ride to and from home, but they charge...

C.: I just got a disturbing email from Meow Z. Tongue, the Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy. I don’t know what to do, so I’ll call my best...

d.: (ring) Hey, Cal.E., it's me, d.c. Why don’t you tell me the whole story of how you lost your natural claws. C.: I’ve already told...

C.: (ring) Hey, d.c., thanks for sending in the big guys to keep me from relapsing. I really shouldn’t eat catnip, and I know that. I...

d.: Well, Cal.E. decided that she needed to go back to work at The Kennel cleaning cages to be able to repay Tom the Tabby for a large...

d.: I looks like my bottled water has expired. I wonder how water can expire? (Ring) I wonder who that could be? “Hello?” C.: Hi, d.c.,...

C.: d.c., I’m in trouble. d.: Why is that, my fine female feline friend? C.: Because my third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat...

C.: Well, the Texans play tonight, so d.c. is probably looking for his Texans cap to wear tonight in stead of his Astros’ cap. That must...

C.:  d.c., I thought you wanted to get our blog written early, because you had something important to do this afternoon. What happened?...

C.: d.c., I really do appreciate the way you and my husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who...

C.:  d.c., how is your project coming along? d.: Do you mean replacing the blades of grass that were destroyed by the people at your...

C.: Well, this is a decent speech that d.c. wrote for me, but it doesn’t sound like me.   I’ll just make some tweaks to this speech so...

C.: Oh, hi d.c. Come on in, but I thought that you had a project you were working on.   d.: That got cancelled.   C.: Why? d.: Well, I...