Almost everything has an inert ingredient. Even the air we breathe is 78% nitrogen and 21% oxygen. That leaves a full 1% of the air as...

I saw her today at the reception A glass of wine in her hand I knew she would meet her connection At her feet was her footloose man No,...

I went home with the waitress, the way I always do How was I to know, she was with the Russians, too? I was gambling in Havana, I took a...

That's the way, aha, aha I like it, aha, aha That's the way, aha, aha I like it, aha, aha That's the way, aha, aha I like it, aha, aha...

Paper bags and plastic hearts All our belongings in shopping carts It's goodbye, but we got one more night Let's get drunk and ride...

Are you gonna take me home tonight? Aah, down beside that red fire light Are you gonna let it all hang out? Fat bottomed girls You make...

This thing called love I just can't handle it This thing called love I must get 'round to it I ain't ready Crazy little thing called love...

C.: Well, d.c. is at work today, so he asked me to bring you this edition of our blog solo. Honestly, I’ve been hitting the catnip so...

C.: Now that the Astros are through with their season, what are we going to talk about, d.c.? d.: I want to talk about something more...

C.: Hey, d..c., do you want to see a picture of my cousin who lives in Philly? d.: What’s his name, and what happened to him? C.: That is...

C.: Well, d.c. called and said that he was stuck at work. He wanted me to bring y’all the blog solo. Since I didn’t have anything...

C.: Hi, d.c., what are you doing? d.: I’m just watching this video of the Phillie fan heckling Mattress Mac. C.: I saw that. He could...

C.: d.c., now that the Astros’ pitchers combined on a no-hitter last night, are you willing to talk about your favorite baseball team...

C.: Oh, no! I overslept! I’m going to be late for work…wait a minute. It’s Wednesday. I’m not scheduled to go back to work until Friday....

LET’ S GO ASTROS! C.: The Astros didn’t play a game last night, so we can’t talk about baseball today– d.: Actually, Cal.E., that is the...

* C.: Why did you put another asterisk at the beginning of the blog, d.c? We usually just print one of our pictures at the top of the...

* C.: d.c., you sure are putting some strange pictures at the beginning of our blog. Why did you make the opening picture an asterisk? I...

C.: d.c, why did you print a picture of a tombstone at the beginning of the blog?! I know the Astros lost last night, but it’s only one...

RALPH: Mom and d.c. are getting ready for the first game of something called the “World Series.” They asked me to fill in as guest host...

RALPH: A one, a two, a one two three four… C.: Houston has the Astros, the greatest baseball team They hit the ball from line to line and...