That’s the news for today. I’m Ben Dunn and YOU are someone else. Because, if you claimed to be me, you would need to pay child support...

d.: I will see if Cal.E. is home from work yet. I am a little worried about her. She has been working a lot of hours. I never expected...

d.: Cal.E. is calling me. I suppose she is done working for the day. She texted me this picture and said that she would call me with some...

d.: Cal.E. is taking a well-deserved rest after working back-to-back thirteen-hour shifts at The Kennel. Her mom and dad, along with my...

C.: I wonder if d.c. is home from work yet? I will call him and see. If he answers, he is done with work, since he cannot take his cell...

C.: (Maybe I should get a pet now that I am a “working stiff.” I could get a dog. I would like to have a Dalmatian. If it was a boy, I...

O One, two, three, four One, two (one, two, three, four) Let me tell you how it will be There's one for you, nineteen for me 'Cause I'm...

d.: Why did you send me this picture Cal.E.?C.: Because I need someone from this planet to interpret it for me. I asked my boss for a...

C. : Hi, d.c. What are you doing on your day off? d.: Hi, Cal.E. I see you got your phone fixed. After working a double shift, I like to...

Well, the southwest side of Houston Is the baddest part of town And if you go down there You better just beware Of a dog name of Buddy...

C.: I hope that d.c. finds my wallet soon. I will be up a creek without a paddle if he does not, and I HATE to swim! I will just ask...

c.: d.c. volunteered to go to the pet food and supply store and look for my wallet. Since he has two vehicles (one of which runs) and can...

) Yahoo! This is your celebration Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate There's a party goin' on right here A celebration to...

He was an old-time cowboy, don't you understand His eyes were sharp as razor blades his face was leather tan His toes were pointed inward...

C.: Workin' in some dog crud Goin' down, down, down Workin' in some dog crud Oops, about to slip down d.: And now, the end is near And so...

C.: Some people say a cat is made outta mud A poor cat's made outta muscle and blood Muscle and blood and skin and bones A mind that's...

C.: Hi, y’all. d.c is working a double shift today, and I am packing in case North Carolina loses tonight (and d.c. does not have the...

d.: You look calm for someone who lost a bet, Cal.E, Can you tell me how you are keeping so calm? Doesn't Tom the Tabby want his money...

d.: Well, Cal.E. is gearing up for the big games this evening. She will not be joining me for our usual banter. That gives me a chance to...

d.: Hi, Cal.E. You are looking cheerful for someone who just lost a bet on a basketball game. Especially since the Aggies lost when they...