You love her But she loves him And he loves somebody else You just can't win And so it goes Till the day you die This thing they call love It's gonna make you cry I've had the blues The reds and the pinks One thing for sure
Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah
Two by two and side by side
Love's gonna find you yes it is You just can't hide You'll hear it call Your heart will fall Then love will fly It's gonna soar I don't care for any Casanova thing All I can say is (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah
I've been through diamonds I've been through minks I've been through it all
Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks...
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Seth Justman
Love Stinks lyrics © Center City Music, Pal-park Music
C.: Well, I’ll just hide out here until everyone settles down. The security officer won’t want to look into a dumpster, so I should be safe while I consume the catnip I took from the $.99 store. I will just consume the evidence and sit here in this trash dumpster and think until it turns dark. However, love isn’t the only thing that stinks! This dumpster smells wonderful to me. The dank smell will keep the humans away from it, though.
When darkness comes, I’ll have an advantage over humans, because I’ll be able to see, and they won’t see as well as me. In the meantime, I need to stay awake and alert, so I’ll try to figure out the great mysteries of life.
“If black is, by definition, the presence of all color and the absence of all light, and white is, conversely, the presence of all light and the absence of all color, how are there different shades of these two hues? Doesn’t the term ‘all’ implicate an absolute? So, something is either black, or it’s white, or it’s a different color altogether. There should be different terms for colors that are ‘shades of black and white besides gray. That term cannot be all-encompassing.
“The term ‘cream’ is so nondescriptive that it doesn’t sound right. ‘Off-white’ sounds like a copout. Besides, how many ‘off-white’ colors can there be? A color should only possess one hue, not several.
“And…is there an ‘off-black’ hue.? How is that even possible? If black is the presence of all color, do you take one color out of it to make it ‘off-black’? Okay, enough about colors. It’s World Cup time. Where did the term ‘soccer’ originate, since only Americans use that term for what most of the rest of the world refers to as ‘football’?
“According to CNN, the term originated with the British. They shortened the term ‘football association’ eventually to ‘soccer.’ And now, only Americans call it ‘soccer.’ The British laugh at Americans who call their favorite sport by the name they assigned to it.
“Also, why is American football called ‘football’? If a player kicks the ball, other than the two players designated to do so, the ball is placed back where it was originally kicked from. The way the game is played now, wouldn’t a more accurate name be ‘arm ball’? The quarterbacks throw the ball so many times during a game that it makes more sense to call it by the name of the appendage that is used most in the game. Maybe ‘shoulder ball’ would be more appropriate, since almost every player must use their shoulders on every play (except the kicker and the punter. They are allowed to use their feet unless they are faking the kick).
“Speaking of faking, why is the play considered dead in high school and college football when the player with the ball’s knee (or any other part of the body other than the player’s feet and hands) hits the ground, but not on a fake field goal or extra point? The holder catches the ball with one knee on the ground, so, shouldn’t the play be declared over when that happens? And, since the holder is so good at kneeling, why doesn’t the coach put him in to ‘kill the clock’ at the end of a game when one team is far ahead enough not to try to score again? The holder is an expert at kneeling!
Well, since the security officer has walked by, I will just take a little catnap before I crawl out of the dumpster and go back home. Please join d.c. and me tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Corner.
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