I have climbed highest mountains I have run through the fields Only to be with you Only to be with you I have run I have crawled I have scaled these city walls These city walls Only to be with you But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for I have kissed honey lips Felt the healing in her fingertips It burned like fire This burning desire I have spoke with the tongue of angels I have held the hand of a devil It was warm in the night I was cold as a stone But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for I believe in the kingdom come Then all the colors will bleed into one Bleed into one But yes I'm still running You broke the bonds And you loosed the chains Carried the cross Of my shame Oh my shame You know I believe it But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for Source: Musixmatch Songwriters: בינשטוק אורי / דשת שלמה / Clayton,adam / Hewson,paul David / Mullen,laurence / Evans,david I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For lyrics © Polygram Int. Music Publishing B.v.
d.: Cal.E. Called and said that she would be late today. She and her kittens were able to catch the escaped inmate, but she needed to pick up something at the store. Oh, she’s calling me now. I suppose that this will be the way we do our blog today.
“Hi, Cal.E. What’s going on?
C.: Well, we caught the inmate, but I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.
d.: What are you looking for Cal.E.?
C.: I just wanted to find some catnip to celebrate catching a dangerous criminal who was caught in possession of stolen goods. He only had two months left on a two-year sentence, but he just couldn’t wait to get out, I guess.
d.: How did y’all find him?
C.: It was simple. Once the detective determined that he was in love with his ex-girlfriend’s first husband’s sister’s best friend’s dog walker, the detective put me on to her scent instead of his. He had lost his sent by rubbing other inmates' urine on himself before he left. The dogs just barked at the inmates who were in custody. They had no idea where to find the escapee.
That detective was smarter than the officers, though. He studied the inmate’s history and discovered that he had an affair with the person he escaped to see when he was living with his girlfriend. He then turned my kittens and me onto the scent of the inmate’s lover, and I found both within hours.
The Kennel gave me a large bonus, so I was going to celebrate with some premium catnip. I can usually find it at one of the former dollar stores.
d.: “Former Dollar Stores”?
C.: Yes, now they are known as the “Nothing is a dollar anymore because of supply-chain issues store,” The “Why do you think we would sell you anything for a dollar anymore when nobody else does”? store, and the “Nothing is a dollar and it never was” store. I was about to give up, but then I caught sight of the ninety-nine-cent store.
d.: A store still sells something for ninety-nine cents?
C.: No, d.c. That’s the cover charge. You pay ninety-nine cents at the door, and they let you in so you can buy something. Most people don’t ask for change from a dollar, so they get tipped one cent with each entry. My problem is that I was given a check, and I don’t have even a dollar on me. They won’t let me into the store without paying the cover charge.
d.: So, how can I help?
C.: Well, they take credit cards from humans, but not animals--
d.: No, Cal.E. I’m not emailing you my credit card number on your phone. That’s just asking for trouble! Don’t you have some loose change you can use to get into the store? Maybe you could tell them that you will pay when you cash your check--
C.: I’m a CAT, remember?! No one will listen to a cat. But, if you just talk to the store manager on the phone and tell him that I’m your support cat that you sent to the store to cash a check for you, maybe I can get in.
d.: Okay, hand the phone to the manager--
C.: Never mind! I got it for free. Now, I just must outrun the security officer and I’m home free!
d.: That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Corner.
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