Oh, Hi there. Boy did I have a nice, good nap! Let me clarify something that I said yesterday/ I said that the secret organization from which the animals at my house come will not let Mom and Dad take pictures of the animals in their care. That is correct. Some are here because their human is in the human kennel. Showing their pet may help someone else identify the human, and that is a bad thing, according to Dad. These are just pictures that LOOK like the animals that I am talking about. The picture you see above is not me, either. Dad just found a picture of a dilute calico on something called the N TER NET. The humans must spell that word, too, for some reason. They look at things on a COM PUT ER. They spell that out, too. If these things are so secret, why does everyone know about them? And why does the human world come to a stop when the N TER NET is not working? Usually, that is when they pay more attention to Blanco, and the animals The human world is SO complicated for such simple beings.
I can teach you cat talk easily. I will teach you the most important term in my language Meow MEOW! This means feed me NOW! It can also mean that my litter box needs changing. It is a versatile and useful term. Now, on with today’s story.
That is a likeness of Lexie in the picture below. She is a German Shepard/ Chow mix. Dad REALLY wants to keep her because he says that he had a dog like Lexie before he met Mom. When Dad’s dog met Big Red, they really liked each other. Mom, not so much
Lexie’s human, Dante No, got put in the human kennel for stealing a bicycle from a charity hospital. The hospital supplies humans with bicycles because it is so hard to get around in the Texas Medical Center in a car. The humans are supposed to put the bicycle back when s/he is done with it. Dante No did not do that. He was arrested and went to court.
The Judge asked Mr. No to rise and state his name, last name first, first name last. Mr. No said,
“No, Dante.” The judge’s first name was also Dante. The judge thought that Mr. No was refusing to give his name. The judge sentenced him to two years in a human kennel, more for disrespecting the judge than stealing a bicycle that cost less than $200.00. That is a long sentence for two words!
Anyway, it is time for my nap now. Until next time, take care!
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