Well, since my baby left me
Well, I found a new place to dwell
Well, it's down at the end of Lonely Street
At Heartbreak Hotel
Where I'll be, I'll be so lonely, baby
Well, I'm so lonely
I'll be so lonely, I could die
Although it's always crowded
You still can find some room
For broken hearted lovers
To cry there in their gloom
Be so, they'll be so lonely, baby
They get so lonely
They're so lonely, they could die
Now, the bellhop's tears keep flowin'
And the desk clerk's dressed in black
Well, they've been so long on Lonely Street
Well, they'll never, they'll never look back
And they get so, they get so lonely, baby
Well, they are so lonely
They're so lonely, they could die
Well, now, if your baby leaves you
And you got a tale to tell
Well, just take a walk down Lonely Street
To Heartbreak Hotel
Where you will be, you will be lonely, baby
Well, you will be lonely
You'll be so lonely, you could die
Although it's always crowded
But you still can find some room
For broken hearted lovers
To cry there in their gloom
Where they get so, they get so lonely, baby
Well, they're so lonely
They'll be so lonely, they could die
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Elvis Aaron Presley / Mae Boren Axton / Thomas R. Durden
Heartbreak Hotel lyrics © Royalty Network, Songtrust Ave, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc
d.: Cal.E., why are you and your band playing that sad Elvis song when you should be training for the Cat Pentathlon to save the world?
C.: Because it’s no use. I’ve lost my secret weapon.
d.: Did you and Tucker break up?
C.: No, d.c., but he’s out of town training to defend his four catfighting belts. When he’s in training, his trainer, Tom the Tabby, doesn’t want him to have any contact with the outside world. He thinks that Tucker may get distracted, so they hide in an unknown location. And Tom takes Tucker’s cell phone away from him while he’s training, so I can’t even call him. His fight is in three weeks, and Meow Z. Tongue insists that our competition be held in two weeks. He’s anxious to begin tearing down the planet. You’re a good trainer, d.c., but even you may not be able to train me to…
d.: I can train anyone or anything to do whatever they want to do. All you must do is believe in yourself and train, train, train like your life and everyone else’s in the world depends on it, because it does! We’re going to do every event in the Cat Pentathlon until you can beat the world records in your sleep, which you don’t have time to do. The big event is two weeks away! Let’s go, let’s go, let's go!
Meanwhile, in a nearby kennel with extended stay options, Meow Z. Tongue is packing his bags and getting ready to leave the planet and the galaxy never to return.
Meow Z. Tongue: That awful racket is hurting my sensitive ears! I can’t take it anymore! Whoever or whatever is singing that Elvis Pressley song is driving me insane! Cal.E. wins! I can’t stay here another second and listen to that noise. That’s awful, even for a cat!!! I’ll never return to this cat-forsaken planet or even this galaxy again, so help me, me!
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