C.: You did say that you were getting loner pills at the pharmacy, didn’t you d.c.?
d.: Yes, loner pills. What did you think I said?
C.: Well, considering that your age group is the second most likely to commit suicide, I was afraid that you said were going to the pharmacy to get “goner pills.” The way things have been going for you lately, I was afraid you were contemplating suicide. I was just wondering why you would need more than one.
And, if Eudora came home and you were dead, that would be very upsetting, I’m sure.
d.: You brought up a good point, Cal.E. Middle-aged men are the second-most likely group of people to commit suicide, behind teenagers. Fortunately, there is help. If you or someone you know is suicidal, please call the suicide and crisis hotline at 988.
C.: Hey, d.c. what did you think I thought you said?
d.: About the pills?
C.: Yes.
d.: ....That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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