d.: Well, Cal.E. must have really figured out how to use the mic on her computer. She sent me another email, and it’s not all one run-on word, like the one she sent me a few days ago. I’ll share her email with you now.
d.c.:
Upon further review, I think that I may have acted in haste when I told Meow Z. Tongue to destroy your planet. There are good beings on Earth, such as you and Eudora,
as well myhusband Tucker tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T. Because Triple T Was Already Taken, and the people who helped me overcome my catnip addiction.
May heart is not in my campaign for Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats, because the politicians here are no better than the ones on your planet. They all try to talk at once, with each one talking louder and louder to try to be heard over the noise. Additionally, these politicians use their positions to for personal gain, just as they do on Earth.
Also, there are warring factions here carrying on wars that don’t make much since. Some are concerned that one cat took another’s cat toy, and another is concerned that he got one less grain of food than his neighbor. It’s enough to make me want to return to Earth and resume my life there, but I know that Meow will be looking for me if I return. So, if you could kindly tell Meow Z. Tongue that the last email I sent him was a joke, I would be able to return to Planet Earth and resume my career as head animal cage cleaner at The Kennel.
Sincerely,
Calculating Einstein Katt.
d.: I guess that’s all the time we have for today, folks, because I have a mission to accomplish.I must save the world from certain destruction.
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