Rising up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
So many times it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger
Face to face, out in the heat
Hanging tough, staying hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For the kill with the skill to survive
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger
Rising up straight to the top
Had the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not going to stop
Just a man and his will to survive
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Frank Sullivan / James
Eye of the Tiger lyrics © Wb Music Corp., Sony/atv Melody, Easy Action Music, Beijing Zi Tiao Wang Luo Ji Shu Ltd.
d.c the announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, cats, dogs and all animals of all ages, let’s get ready to r-r-r-rumble. Tonight, for your viewing pleasure, we have, in the black corner, weighing in at twenty-five and one-half pounds, the five-time WACO heavyweight cat fighting champion of the world: Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known as The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known as “T.” Because “Triple T.” Was Already Taken.
And, in the red corner, weighing in at eleven and one-half pounds, the challenger: some tomato can whose name I don’t know and it really doesn’t matter because he’s going to get destroyed, anyway.
d.c. The Referee: Okay, guys, I want a clean fight. Now, bump paws and get ready for three, two minute rounds of excitement. (ding)
d.c the announcer: And there’s the bell
POW!
d.c. the announcer: The challenger is down. The referee is counting.
d.c. The Referee: one, two, three, four five, six, seven, eight…nine, nine and one-tenth, nine and two-tenths…. nine and ninety-nine one-hundredths, ten. Winner and still champion of the World Association of Cat fighting and Other stuff, Tucker, Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known as The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known as “T.” Because “Triple T.” Was Already Taken.
d.c. the announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, cats dogs, gerbils hamsters and all other animals of all ages watching, we have a special treat tonight. Because the fight only lasted for one punch, we have time to interview five-time heavyweight WACO Cat Fighting Champion Tucker Tucker Two a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known as The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known as "T." Because "Triple T." Was Already Taken.
How does it feel to defend your title after your brief retirement, big guy?
T.: Good.
d.c. the a.: Would you like to expound on that?
T.: No.
d.c. the a.: Okay, Tucker Tucker Two a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known as The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known as “T.” Because “Triple T.” Was Already Taken, did you develop a new strategy during your brief retirement?
T.: No.
d.c. the a.: Okay, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known as The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) now simply known as “T.” Because “Triple T.” Was Already Taken, you thought that your old strategy was sound, even though you haven’t been in the ring for a few months?
T.: Yes.
d.c. the a.: Okay, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known as The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known as “T.” Because “Triple T.” Was Already Taken, how would you have felt if that strategy hadn’t worked?
T.: Bad.
d.c. the a.: Okay, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known as The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known as “T.” Because “Triple T.” Was Already Taken, did you train hard for this fight?
T.: Yes.
d.c. the a.: Are you sure?
T.: Yes.
d.c. the a.: Really, really, really sure?
T.: Yes.
d.c. the a.: Okay, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known as The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known as “T.” Because “Triple T.” Was Already Taken, did you, by chance, go to the Gregg Popovich School of Communication?
T.: Yes.
d.c. the a.: Okay, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known as The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known as “T.” Because “Triple T.” Was Already Taken, would you like to expound on that?
T.: No.
d.c. the a.: Okay, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known as The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known as “T.” Because “Triple T.” Was Already Taken, you’ve only lost one fight in your whole career. Even though it was an exhibition, and doesn’t count against your undefeated record, how do you feel about being married to the one cat who has defeated you in the ring?
T.: Well,
C.: That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner
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