C.: Well, Tucker wired the money to d.c., and he bailed me out of The Kennel. However, d.c. did this while he was going to work, and Tucker is training. Consequently, I’ll need to catch the bus that takes pets back and forth to work at The Kennel to their homes to get back to my home. It’s not here yet, so I’ll have some time to think. My watch says that I still have about five minutes to do that, but the bus is usually late. That brings a question to mind. Why is a timepiece on one’s wrist called a “watch,” when no one pays attention to it anymore?
Also, if I bake a pineapple upside-down cake, but put all the ingredients in upside down, did I make a pineapple right-side up cake, or is it just a pineapple cake? Anyway, Tucker made me a mix tape where he sang lead with my band, The RoCKats backing him up. This is what people did in the 1980s to show affection to someone else, according to d.c. The first song is from The Carpenters. I wonder if it’s just the sounds of hammering and sawing? I’ll find out.
Why do birds suddenly appear, ev'ry time you are near?
C.: What kind of birds? If they’re buzzards, that would be bad. That would mean that I'm dead. If they’re birds of prey, like owls, eagles, or hawks, that would be bad, too. I only way weigh and one-half pounds! I would be easy prey for a large bird. If it’s doves, well, they symbolize love, but they are messy. And, aren’t they just really small pigeons, anyway?
Just like me, they long to be close to you
C.: Is he saying he’s going to stalk me?
Why do stars fall down from the sky, ev'ry time you walk by? Just like me, they long to be close to you
C.: Is Tucker saying he’s going to stalk me for the rest of my life?
On the day that you were born the angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold And star-light in your eyes of blue
C.: My eyes are not blue, they’re green! And, my name’s not Lisa! Oh, sorry, wrong song.
That is why all the girls in town follow you all around Just like me, they long to be close to you
C.: Well, that’s true. Tucker was a ladies’ man before he met me.
On the day that you were born the angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold And star-light in your eyes of blue
C.: Again, my eyes are green! And getting star-light in them sounds painful. Cat’s eyes are sensitive to all kinds of light. They work better at night, when the light is dim.
That is why, all the girls in town, follow you all around Just like me, they long to be close to you Just like me, they long to be close to you
C.: Do I need to file for a 500-foot restraining order?
Wah, close to you
Wah, close to you Ah, close to you Wah, close to you
C.: Is he crying? There’s no crying in cat fighting! Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known as T., Because Triple T Was Already Taken, is the five-time heavyweight cat fighting champion of the world! He cannot be crying!
C.: And finally, and most importantly, why…. oh, there’s the bus. I’ll be home in five minutes. Then, I can finally get some rest. The Kennel is not the place to sleep! Especially not for someone who formerly worked there!
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