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Cal.E.'s Korner













he land

When they see me they say, Who?

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who, who?

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who, who?

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who, who?

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who, who?

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who, who? (Yippie yi yo)

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who, who? (Yippie yi yo)

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who, who? (Yippie yi yo)

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who, who? (Yippie yi yo)

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who, who? (Yippie yi yo)

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who, who? (Yippie yi yo)

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who, who? (Yippie yi yo)

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who, who?

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who, who? (Yippie yi yo)

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who, who? (Yippie yi yo)

Who let the dogs out?

Source: Musixmatch

Songwriters: Anslem Douglas

Who Let the Dogs Out lyrics © Bmg Platinum Songs Us, Bmg Platinum Songs, Osbert Ossie Gurley, Wingspan Music, Hyckryck Music Publishing Inc., Wingspan Recording Inc, Hyckryck Music Publishing Inc, Wyc Girl Music

C.: Oh, hi, don’t be alarmed, it’s me, Cal.E., disguised as a drug dog to take you inside of The Kennel. Cameras aren’t allowed in here, but I have a listening device attached to the vest on my back. Technically, those aren’t allowedin here, either, but they don’t check drug dogs for contraband when they come into The Kennel. Let’s see what’s going on.


Attention, all personnel. ICS in the break room. We have a fight going on between two inmates. We need a camera, response team and medical in the officer’s break room. This is a drill.


C.: Well, even though this is a drill, it should still be interesting. Let’s listen.



Officer # 1: You two are supposed to be fighting. Start fighting so that I can tell you to stop on camera.






Inmate #1: We’re actually good friends, so we don’t want to fight.








O#1: I said fight, so fight!

Inmate#2: Ow! Why did you hit me in the face! I’ll teach you to do that! Aw, man! don’t spray me with mace! I didn’t start the fight, and y’all told us to do this.


Officer # 2: I meant to pretend to fight, not do it for real! Now, I must take you both to the medical department for a pre-dention hearing physical. Hold still while I handcuff you both.


d.: Okay, guys. Hold still so that I can take your blood pressure, temperature, weight and pulse rate. Then, the officer will do a cavity search while I call the provider for clearance.









Inmate #1: I think I’ll refuse and go right to ad. seg.


Officer #2: Yes, that will be best. W’ere six officers short for today, so, if I put you in solitary confinement, I won’t need to worry about you.


d.: Why are y’all so short?


Officer #2: Well, Smythe went to El Paso. He was supposed to be back today, but he worked a twelve hour shift last night. They wanted him to be back for the morning shift, but it’s a ten hour plus drive from Houston to El Paso. He won’t be in until tonight. Jones went to Amarillo, which is an eight hour drive. He worked sixteen hours yesterday, so he has this shift off. He’ll come in with the afternoon shift. And Ms. Leal went to South Texas. She won’t be back for two weeks. We also have three officers on vacation, so we’re really working short today.


d.: If three officers are on vacation, why did your supervisor loan out three officers? It’s the weekend, so y’all need to observe the inmate’s visitations.


O#!: That’s why we have visitations in the medical department. That way, you have an officer here with you at all times.


d.: ( And inmates, as well as their family and the officers can see what’s on my computer screen. I need to be careful not to leave any personal or medical information on my computer while I’m at lunch or in the restroom.) I see, so the provider cleared both inmates for ad. seg. without a physical. I just need them to sign refusals in sixteen places on three different forms.


O#2: Why is that dog watching us so intently? Is it hungry, maybe? Here, little guy, you’re doing a good job. We haven’t found any drugs in the inmates’ possession in almost two days. Have a doggy biscuit.


C.: Yuk, ptuy (Uh oh).











O#1: It’s a cat! Grab it before it gets away!


d.: I guess that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join me (and maybe Cal.E., if they don’t catch her, tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.




C.: ???!!!

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