[Verse 1]
That's great It starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes An aeroplane Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn World serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs Feed it off an aux, speak, grunt, no, strength The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight, down, height Wire in a fire, representing seven games And a government for hire and a combat site Left of west and coming in a hurry with the Furies Breathing down your neck Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped Look at that low playing, fine, then Uh-oh, overflow, population, common food But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed Dummy with the rapture and the revered in the right, right You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light Feeling pretty psyched [Chorus] It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it And I feel fine
[Verse 2] Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign tower Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn Lock him in uniform, book burning, blood letting Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate Light a candle, light a votive, step down, step down Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives And I decline [Chorus] It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) And I feel fine (I feel fine) [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) And I feel fine
[Verse 3] The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, vermouth You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck Right? Right [Chorus] It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) And I feel fine [Bridge] It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) And I feel fine [Chorus] It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) And I feel fine
[Outro] It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) And I feel fine
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C.: d.c., I’m glad you’re back from work, but I thought that you had to work overtime today.
d.: No, Cal.E., someone else volunteered to work the extra shift. What’s up?
C.: Well, I’ve been trying to put the puppy in her kennel, but I don’t have opposable thumbs. I can’t close the gate and lock it. She keeps getting back out!
d. : Why do you want to put the puppy in the kennel?
C.: Because I figured out what Meow Z. Tongue is coming here for, and it will affect this little girl.
d.: What are you talking about?
C.: Meow Z. Tongue sent his A.I, Al here to see if I would help him gather the most powerful thing on this planet. His planet is running out of energy, and they need something to power the planet. He wants something destructive, I’m sure, so that he can attack other planets. When he’s mined all of the power he seeks from this planet, I’m sure that he will destroy it.
d.: ???
C.: Meow is coming here to commandeer all of the puppy power on the face of the earth. he won't come if the awfuil racket that assautled heis ears is still here, but he'll send Al if he still hears the awful noise that assualted his ears the last time he was here. I don't know what that is, because me and my band, the RoCKets were playing when he heard it coming from the direction of our dneighborhood.
Anyway, when he sucks the energy from the pups, he’ll leave them to die. I didn’t want to get too attached to this puppy, but she’s about the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I don’t want anything to happen to her. Since my mom and dad don’t know that I can speak English, I need your help in hiding all the puppies on the face of the earth.
d.: Cal.E, I don’t think that it’s possible for the two of us to hide all of the puppies in the world. We’ll need help to do that.
C.: And you’re going to tell whom that a talking cat told you that a giant cat from another planet is coming here to commandeer the energy from all the puppies in the world to power his planet and overthrow other planets? You’ll be locked up in the looney bin!
d.: I suppose that’s true. We need to put our minds together and come up with a solid plan, Cal.E.
C.: I know, we’ll…
d.: Well, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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