Domo arigato misuta Robotto Domo arigato misuta Robotto Mata au hi made Domo arigato misuta Robotto Himitsu wo shiritai
You're wondering who I am (secret secret I've got a secret) Machine or mannequin (secret secret I've got a secret) With parts made in Japan (secret secret I've got a secret) I am the modern man
I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M. So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide To keep me alive, just keep me alive Somewhere to hide to keep me alive
I'm not a robot without emotions, I'm not what you see I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free I'm not a hero, I'm not a savior, forget what you know I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control Beyond my control, we all need control I need control, we all need control
I am the modern man (secret secret I've got a secret) Who hides behind a mask (secret secret I've got a secret) So no one else can see (secret secret I've got a secret) My true identity
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo, domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo, domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto For doing the jobs nobody wants to And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto For helping me escape to where I needed to Thank you, thank you, thank you I want to thank you, please, thank you, oh yeah
The problem's plain to see, too much technology Machines to save our lives, machines dehumanize
The time has come at last (secret secret I've got a secret) To throw away this mask (secret secret I've got a secret) Now everyone can see (secret secret I've got a secret) My true identity I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilro
C.: Meow Z. Tongue, what are you doing here?
Meow: It’s not me, Cal.E., I sent an AI to you because I’m too busy to come to your planet, and the last time I was there, my ears were assaulted with a racket so awful that I couldn’t take any more of it.
C.: Oh, yes. I remember now. I was playing and singing with my garage band: The RoCKats. Me and all the neighborhood cats got together and formed a rock band. We were practicing. I guess the sound of our singing and playing instruments must have drowned out the awful racket that you heard coming from the direction of my neighborhood! I guess it was fortunate that we were playing then so that we couldn’t hear that awful racket you heard.
M.: Er…yes, that must have been the reason that you couldn’t hear that awful noise…
C.: And my neighbor, d.c. scot is hard of hearing, so he didn’t hear it either. All he heard was the melodious sound of our instruments playing and us caterwauling. He was fortunate as my band mates and I were not to hear to noise. Anyway, what’s your doppelgänger robots name?
M.: I just told you, Al.
C.: Oh, I thought you said it was an AI, as in artificial intelligence.
M.: He is, and his name is Al.
C.: Al, or AI?
M.: A-L. Al.
C.: Okay, my supreme ruler of the cat galaxy, what must I do for my galaxy to keep it from being annihilated?
M.: Well, the planet that you now call home has some things on it that would help us prolong the life of your original home planet. However, I don’t think I can trust this mission to just anyone, so I want to come to Earth and complete my mission, but I need your help.
C.: And how may I be of service to you and the inhabitants of my original home planet, mu capitan?
M.: I want you to find the source of that irritating noise and execute it with extreme prejudice!
C.: Meaning you want me to kill whatever is creating that noise. Meow, if you’ll just tell me what precious resource the Planet of the Talking Cats needs, I would be happy to gather it for you and send it to you, if you’ll send a spaceship to get it once I’ve gathered it.
M.: That’s a generous offer, Cal.E. However, I don’t think I can trust this mission to you or anyone else. The more beings that know about this the more it’s likely to hit a SNAFU. That would hinder me from completing my mission and returning to my home planet with the precious resource.
C.: You mean, if too many beings are involved, it could be situation normal…
d.: Well, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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