Well, Cal.E is still on the lam, but she is leaving me clues on my voicemail as to her whereabouts.. Her is her latest clue
The only two things in life that make it worth livin';
Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin'; catnip
I don't need my name in the marquee lights (especially not right now)
I got my catnip and I got a lot of money with me tonight
Maybe it's time we got back to the basics of life
Let';s go to Luckenbach, Texas
With Waylon and Willie and the boys
This successful life livin'
Got us feuding like the Cantus and Connaughts
Between The Tuxedo’s pain songs and
Tom the Tabby’s chainsaw and
Blue Eyes Cryin' in the Rain'
Out in Luckenbach, Texas ain't nobody feelin' no pain
So baby, let's sell your diamond ring
Buy some catnip and cat toys soaked in catnip
This collar and leash is choking me
If your high (on catnip) and high up in a tree, you cry all day
We've been so busy keeping up with the Tabbies
Four cities down and four more to go
Maybe it's time we got back to the basics of life
Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas
With Waylon and Willie and the boys
This successful life we're livin'
Got us feuding like Cantu and Connaught
Between The Tuxedo’s pain songs and
Tom the Tabby’s chainsaw and; Blue Eyes Cryin; in the Rain
Out in Luckenbach, Texas ain't nobody feelin' no pain
d.: Stay alive, Cal.E. I will find you!
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