RALPH: Mom and d.c. are getting ready for the first game of something called the “World Series.” They asked me to fill in as guest host today so they could make arrangements to watch that game. I’m from the Baltimore area, so I’m not familiar with this term. I had to look up what that meant on CNN. According to the search engine Cat’s Need kNowledge, the World Series consists of seven baseball games between Major League Baseball teams from the National and American League. The participants are the champions of each respective league. The first team to win four games is declared the World Champions of Major League Baseball. In the late second and early third decade of the twenty-first century, these games usually involve the Houston Astros playing a team from the senior circuit.
Well, here’s what I have to say about that
A one, a two, a one, two, three, four
Houston has the Astros
The greatest baseball team
They hit the ball from line to line
And homer in between
Their hitters are amazing
Their pitchers are sublime
They anger the commissioner
By winning all the time
We’re the…Houston Astros
Houston Astros
Houston Astros number one!
They swept the Mariners and
New York wasn’t good
They swept the Yankees
And got crowned champions
In the Yankee’s neighborhood
We’re the…Houston Astros
Houston Astros
Houston Astros number one!
We’ll beat Philadelphia
And be crowned world champions
And it will be understood
The world-champion Astros
Are better than just good
We’re the…Houston Astros
Houston Astros
Houston Astros number one!
LET’S GO ASTROS!
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