RALPH: I asked Mom if she would like to share some stinky garbage with me for dinner. I know that stinky garbage is her favorite meal. She just looked at me and said, “No can do, Ralph. d.c. and I are going to watch the ALCS. I don’t know much about baseball, so I had to look that term up on CNN. Cats Need kNowledge had this to say about those letters: ALCS stands for the American League Division Series. It determines the champion of the American League of Major League Baseball. It is a series of seven games. The first team to win four games represents the American League of Major League Baseball in the World Series. In the late second and early third decade of the twenty-first century, these games almost always involve the Houston Astros playing an inferior team with a superiority complex, such as the New York Yankees.
Well, I have just one thing to say about that!
LET’S GO ASTROS!
A one, a two, a one, two three four
Houston has the Astros,
The greatest baseball team
They hit the ball from line to line
And homer in between
Their batters are amazing
Their hitters are sublime
They piss the Yankees off
By beating them all the time!
We’re the…Houston Astros,
Houston Astros,
Houston Astros number one
The Yankees are Rob’s favorite team
He wants to see them win
Rob doesn’t realize
His coverup was a sin
We’re the…Houston Astros,
Houston Astros
Houston Astros number one!
The Dodgers are no longer playing
Though they won more than 110
They’re sitting at home right now
Much to Rob’s chagrin!
We’re the…Houston Astros,
Houston Astros
Houston Astros number one!
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