I got ketchup on my blue jeans, I just burnt my hand Lord, it's hard to be a bachelor man I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean I got girls that can do anything in between
I got to get ready, make everything right 'Cause all my rowdy friends are comin' over tonight
Do you wanna drink, hey do you wanna party? Hey honey, this is old Hank, ready to get the thing started We cooked the pig in the ground, got some beer on ice And all my rowdy friends are comin' over tonight
Now my party pad is out in the woods It's a long, long way from here to Hollywood But I got some natural queens out on the floor And old Miss Mississippi just walked through the door
Got a little wirlpool just made for ten And you can jump out and you can jump in You can do anything that you want to do But uh-uh, don't you step on my cowboy boots
Do you wanna drink, hey do you wanna party? Hey, this is old Hank, ready to get your summer started I cooked a pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight
Do you wanna drink, hey do you wanna party? Hey, hey this is rock and Randall Hank, ready to get the summertime started We cooked the pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice All my rowdy friends are comin' over tonight
That's right, come on in
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Hank Williams Jr.
All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight lyrics © Bocephus Music, Inc.
C.: Oh, cat! What a dream! I’ve GOT to stop hitting the catnip before I go to bed. d.c. doesn’t even work the night shift at The Kennel anymore! Why would he want me to bring black roses to him at work, when he wouldn’t even be there?!
It looks like he left me a message while I was napping. Let me see what it says. “Hey, Cal.E. Your dad and I are going to watch the Astros’ game, and then watch our alma maters play each other. It’s the ‘featured game’ on T.V tonight. We went to different senior colleges after playing football together at our local J.C. It’s weird that we both ended up living in Houston, in the same suburb, and in the same section of the same neighborhood. However, it is convenient when we want to ‘pal around’ with each other. I asked your dad to bring you along when he walks over to my house, since I know how big of an Astros fan you are. You and Ralph did an excellent job with your new song that y’all sang during the seventh-inning stretch during the last game.
“I asked your dad to bring a six-pack of ‘adult beverages,’ and I’ll supply the chips and dip. Bring you some catnip, and we’ll all have a really good time tonight; especially since I just bought a seventy-inch plasma TV with surround-sound audio. ‘Black Friday’ is going to be several days this year, so I went ahead and bought one! Eudora is out of town, so it will be just the three of us. It will be a good time for all of us.”
C.: I’ll call d.c. and see if he wants me to bring something for his spread. Some liverwursts or bratwurst sandwiches or aged cheese, or maybe some sushi would be a good thing to share with my human cohorts. They don’t know what they’re missing! (ring) Hey, d.c. I had THE weirdest dream about you this morning while I was sleeping!
d.: What was it about, Cal.E.?
C.: Well, I dreamt I asked you what happened to all the officers that were hassling you, me, and the rest of the medical staff in shakedown at The Kennel when we came to work. They HAVE all disappeared. You said that you knew, but it was a ‘need to know’ thing, or something like that. You said that it was something that I didn’t need to know! Then, you asked me to bring one dozen black roses to work last night. I asked you, ‘Why do you want me to do that?’ and you said that it was another ‘need to know’ thing, and I didn’t need to know this either! It seemed as if you might have some influence over the security staff at The Kennel!
D.: Oh, hahahahahaha. That is so VERY funny, Cal.E.! Imagine that, a nurse has any influence at all over what security does at The Kennel. That’s a good one, my friend.
C.: HEHEHEHE! I guess that is pretty silly. Anyway, d.c., it seems unfair that you and Dad are supplying all the refreshments, and all you asked me to bring was myself and some catnip for me. Wouldn’t you like me to bring something that we all can enjoy, like, some liverwurst sandwiches or some sushi, perhaps?
d.: No, Cal.E. Your dad and I have it all covered.
C.; Oh, come on, d.c. Let me bring something to share with you and Dad.
d.: Well, there is one thing you could bring.
C.: You name it, d.c. Anything, anything at all.
d.: How about bringing that one dozen black roses I asked you to bring to work at The Kennel last night, unless you want to make it two dozen?!
C.: Oh---!
d.: That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Corner (if everyone involved survives).
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