… A lady that I know just came from Columbia She smiled because I did not understand Then she held out some marijuani ha-ha She said it was the best in all the land
… And I said: No no no no, I don't smoke it no more I'm tired of waking up on the floor No, thank you, please,
… It only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find the door A woman that I know just came from Majorca Spain She smiled because I did not understand
… Then she held out a 10 pound bag of Cocaine She said it was the best in all the land And I said: No no no no, I don't sniff it no more
… I'm tired of waking up on the floor No, thank you, please, It only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find the door
… A man I know just came from Nashville Tennessee oh He smiled because I did not understand Then he held out some moonshine whiskey oh-ho He said it was the best in all the land
… And I said: No no no no, I don't drink it no more I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor No, thank you, please,
… It only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find the door
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Songwriters: David P. Jr. Jackson / Hoyt Wayne Axton
The No No Song lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
C.: Hey, d.c. I need to ask you a question.
d.: What’s that, Cal.E.
C.: Well, a question is an interrogative statement used to derive information, but I’m surprised you didn’t already know that, d.c. Don’t writers need to know what words and terms mean?
d.: I know WHAT a question is. But what question would you like to ask me?
C.: how many twos are in twelve?
d.: Six, why?
C.: And how many twos are in six?
d.: Three. Again, why?
C.: And how many twos are in three?
d.: One and one-half. What’s this about, Cal.E.?
C.: The judges at the catnip eating contest wanted me to join a twelve-step program. I have Mom and Dad’s step stool, which has two steps, as high as I can count. I need to know how many times I need to go up and down the step stool to get my twelve steps in. Then, the judges say that I'll get my money, after I show them my certificate of completion. So, if I do climb up and down the step stool twelve times, will you write me a certificate so that I can collect my money?
d.: No, Cal.E. that’s not what they want you to do—
C.: But, you’re a writer, aren’t you?
d.: Yes, but—
C.: Then write the certificate for me.
d.: Cal.E., a twelve-step program involves apologizing to those you’ve hurt because of your addiction and making amends for your actions. It doesn’t have anything to do with a step stool!
C.: you’ve only named two steps. What are the rest?
d.: I’m not sure. I’ve never gone through a twelve-step program before. I’ll get you some information from my church. They support a twelve-step program in conjunction with Alcoholics Anonymous. It’s a good program, but I don’t know the specifics of it.
C.: Okay, I guess I can wait until Sunday to get my money. TTFN
d.: Yes, Cal.E. Ta Ta For Now. But if you want to read something while you’re waiting for the information on the twelve-step program, you can read Books Charming’s review of my book, “Precision, A Crime of Passion” on twitter at this link: bookscharming.com/2022/10/precision-by-d-c-scott.html…
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