Oh you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside that red fire light
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat-bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
I've been singing with my band
Across the water, across the land
I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them naughty ladies every time
Oh, won't you take me home tonight
Oh, down beside your red fire light
Oh, and you give it all you got
Fat-bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat-bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Now I got mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality
But I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Hey big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Oh, you gonna take me home tonight
Oh, down beside that red fire light
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat-bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat-bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Brian May
Fat Bottomed Girls lyrics © Queen Music Ltd
C.: Hey, d.c., what are you doing now?
d.:I’m reading the newspaper, why?
C.: I was just wondering if you could come over and measure me.
d.: Why do you want me to do that, Cal.E.?
C.: Well, you always said that, when your sons were young, you could tell when one of them was going to grow taller. He always got a pot belly, and ate more than usual. A few months later, your son would hit a growth spurt.
d.: Yes, that’s true. But what does that have to do with you?
C.: I’ve been eating more than usual lately, and I have a pot belly. I want you to come over and measure me, and see if I’ve gotten any longer.
d.: You're a cat, Cal.E., and a full-grown one at that. Besides, cat’s can stretch their bodies out to incredible lengths if they desire to do so. I wouldn’t be able to tell if you were longer, because I don’t know how far you can already stretch out. AND a cat YOUR age is NOT going to grow longer!
C.: It sounds like you just don’t want to help me, d.c. What’s so interesting in today’s newspaper?
d.: It’s more what’s NOT in today’s (or any other day’s) newspaper. The story about the two baseball players that were cut by their teams. They each revealed that their teams used electronics to steal signs. Yet, nothing about it has been said by the commissioner, or The Athletic, the rag that broke the story about the Astros’ electronic sign-stealing scandal. They did this without solid proof of anything, other than a disgruntled ex-Astros’ word.
After Mike ( Pine Tar Hand) Fiers told his new team how the Astros were stealing signs from the other team, Rob (he is NOT a) Man,Fred got involved. He said that the Astros electronic sign-stealing scandal was the worst thing to happen to baseball since the 1919 Chicago Black Sox threw World Series games for money. That incident is why the office of MLB commissioner even exists. If you ask me, Rob (he is NOT a) Man,Fred is the best reason to get rid of that office!
C.: That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Join us tomorrow, when d.c. reveals how he REALLY feels about the baseball commissioner and stops being so wishy-washy (hehe).
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