On Planet Earth:
C.: Hate New York City It's cold and it's damp And all the people dressed like monkeys Let's leave Chicago to the Eskimos That town's a little bit too rugged For you and me you bad girl Rollin' down the Imperial Highway With a big nasty redhead at my side Santa Ana winds blowing hot from the north And we as born to ride Roll down the window, put down the top Crank up the Beach Boys, baby Don't let the music stop We're gonna ride it till We just can't ride it no more From the South Bay to the Valley From the West Side to the East Side Everybody's very happy 'Cause the sun is shining all the time Looks like another perfect day I love L.A. (we love it) I love L.A. (we love it) We love it Look at that mountain Look at those trees Look at that bum over there, man He's down on his knees Look at these women There ain't nothing like 'em nowhere Century Boulevard (we love it) Victory Boulevard (we love it) Santa Monica Boulevard (we love it) Sixth Street (we love it, we love it) We love L.A. I love L.A. (we love it) I love L.A. (we love it) I love L.A. (we love it) Source: LyricFind Songwriters: Randy Newman I Love L.A. lyrics © Downtown Music Publishing, Universal Music Publishing Group
d.: Yes, Cal.E., that is correct. The Los Angeles Dodgers ARE the fifth and final team that have been to the World Series four times in the twenty-first century. I will donate $250.00 to Victim’s First in your name to help the families of those who were affected by the school shooting at Rob Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas. Every little bit helps.
NOW, PLAY FREEBIRD!!
C.: Calm down, d.c. Put your phone down! This is not the second edition of Lynyrd Skynyrd. It is Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young (two, plus two…)
d..: That equals four! J.K. Cal.E. DO thank Ralph for getting us these seats so close to the stage.
His band is putting on a phenomenal show! Who would have ever guessed that Ralph was such a good musician? He played the bass and sang backup vocals. This band may make it big someday!
C.: Yes, that does look possible from the crowd they attracted!
Ralph did well once he figured out that this is what he should be playing,
and not this.
Maybe caterwauling will come into style and I can take my whole family on tour!
d.: And I could manage your band…
C.: We will see about that, d.c. One thing at a time. First, I must teach my other thirteen kittens to play an instrument ( and not a fish!).
d.: Details, details, details…
Meanwhile on the planet HTRAE, ELAC is having a crisis. She is trying to decide what to do with the calculations that allowed her to invent a perpetual motion machine
ELAC: Before I destroy these calculations, I should think this over thoroughly. IF I KEEP the calculations, I COULD rule the universe! I would need to be a monarch, since I am the only one smart enough to figure out these calculations.
Of course, I would be a benevolent monarch. I would make sure that everyone in the universe had the same amount of money and other resources. I mean, just because someone may have gone to college for eight years and earned an advanced degree (and worked really hard doing it) does NOT mean that person should have more than someone who skated through high school and is not motivated enough to try to better him or herself by working hard. That is just not fair!
AND, to make sure that this remains true, I would need to control ALL the resources in the universe. What I would use for my personal benefit is my business and mine alone! I would be, after all, the SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!! I would NOT tolerate others telling me what to do, what to wear or eat, when to sleep, or how much sleep is allowed. I would be the one who decides that for EVERYONE! I would be large and in charge!
Now, to do the mechanical part of this. Let’s see, deposit bolt A into slot Z, and… Maybe I do need some help. I wonder if Buddy Bones would like to join me in my quest to conquer the universe?!
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