You're looking good just like a snake with gas. One of these days you're gonna’ cut some
grass..don’t bring me down, down, down, down, down, down, DOWN….
Oh, Hi! I was just singing the only song that I know about snakes. That is one in the picture. I do NOT know what kind it is. I am not a herpetologist. I just know that cats are the only North American land animal that are quicker than a North American snake of any kind. That would come in handy if I were living in the wild. Fortunately, I don’t have to do that. It would NOT be up to my high standards!
Why a snake today? Well, some people think of all lawyers as snakes. These people think that lawyers are good at deceiving people and taking their money. In the Old Testament book of Genesis, Satan inhabited the body of a snake. He tricked Eve into deceiving Adam to sin, just as she had. This was after Satan tricked her into eating some forbidden fruit. As a result, all snakes were then cursed to crawl in the dust of the ground. I think that would be a good punishment for ALL deceivers, especially those that prey on others who are not very bright.
Not all lawyers are bad, but today’s story is about some that ARE bad. The story today is about “jailhouse lawyers.” I do not have just one example of this, there are many. Therefore, I will just call all the “jailhouse lawyers'' Legion. These people convince their human kennel mates that they either have a law degree or have studied law at the law library. They convince their kennel mates that they know what the solution to their problems are. They give “legal advice” for commissary money and goods. If these human kennel dwellers thought very hard, they would realize that the “jailhouse lawyer” would have been able to argue his or her case successfully to avoid time in the human kennel if s/he knew what s/he was doing (SMH!).
Accepting goods or commissary money from other human kennel dwellers is not allowed in the human kennel. That is why the “jailhouse lawyers” advise their “clients” not to tell the security staff where they procured their information. There are also human kennel mates that convince their fellow inmates that they are either a nurse or a doctor or know something about medicine. Some of the non-medical kennel workers do the same. They give (bad) advice about medical issues and tell their fellow human kennel mates not to go to the infirmary to get treated because it will cost them money. The cost of one’s life is much higher than what human kennel medical personnel charge, I would think.
“I’m Cal.E. Kat, and YOU are somebody else. Because, if you pretended to be me, that would be identity theft, and that is just wrong.
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