09/08/2022 2359; Greater Houston
,d.: It is one minute until midnight. I asked Cal.E. for help with writing my blog since I am rewriting my new television pilot script. She is off this weekend, so I asked her what was wrong with the first one. I wanted to know, specifically, what she and the other cats didn’t like about the show she watched while in Denver. Now, I will miss the deadline for our blog post for today. I wonder what happened to my coauthor?
08/09/2022: 1400 hours (or there about); somewhere in the Great Piney Woods of Deep East Texas
C.: OMC! Was that some good catnip that T.J. and twelve of my other kittens shared today when we came up here to see my oldest male kitten! It is too bad Ralph is on tour with C,S,N and Y II (+2). HE would have loved that catnip. But where am I, what time is it? Two p.m.? Okay, but my watch does not have a compass. So where am I?
Whoa, Spooky! How did the person that made this sign years (or maybe decades) ago know that I would be standing here today, wondering where I am?! (And where, exactly, IS here?)
I almost forgot, d.c. wanted help revising his television script (or was it writing today’s blog?) I have an idea for one, but not the other. Since I am not expected at work tonight, I will just send d.c. my ideas for revision of his television script and email it to him from my phone. Certainly, he has written the blog by now.
CALCULATING EINSTEIN KAT’s Ultimate Superhero with d.c. scot
The general idea for the pilot is this: A juvenile delinquent commits his second felony offense on the day before his eighteenth birthday. A cop, who takes an interest in the ner’-do-well (because he grew up in the same rough neighborhood) warns him that, because he lives in Texas, if he gets one more felony offense after midnight tonight, his juvenile records will be unsealed, and he could get thrown in prison for twenty-five years.
The j.d. thinks this unfair, so he decides to go to college and law school. He cannot borrow enough money to do both, so he joins the service to earn money on the G.I. Bill to help pay for college and law school. Even though the whole world (except for the Middle East) is at peace, the U.S. government sends troops into the fray to settle the issue once and for all (after more than five thousand years).
While he is deployed as an Army Ranger stationed on the Gaza strip, the former j.d. gets a letter informing him that his mentor cop father figure is killed by a gang while working undercover to infiltrate, and destroy it. When he gets out of the service, the j.d. decides to implement his plan.
First, he goes to the police academy, passes, and becomes a cop. As he is working to keep gangs off the streets, the cop takes college classes toward a degree that will help him enroll in law school. Before he is even accepted, he starts studying for the state bar exam, so he passes that easily and starts practicing law during the day and being a cop at night.
While he is trying the hardest case of his career, the now lawyer gets word that his mother is dying of a terminal illness, but his client threatens to fire and sue him if he does not finish the case. The lawyer finishes the case (and wins) but is too late to say “goodbye” to his mother. He gets word from his formerly estranged brother that she dies while he is flying home to see her in hospice care.
Frustrated, the lawyer then decides to go to medical school. He passes med. school and then has a clandestine love affair with his mentor doctor while an intern. She tragically passes from an undiagnosed abdominal aortal aneurysm, and the now doctor walks outside to clear his head after viewing her body. On his way out, he sees a mysterious sign.
Two weeks later, the doctor is walking down the street when he sees someone who is the identical look-alike to the person he had his latest torrid love affair with jump out of a burning building. The fire department is in time to keep her from hitting the sidewalk and dying, but she has burns over more than forty percent of her body. The doctor offers his help on the scene, but it is too late. Using the “rule of nines,” the EMT'’s and doctor decide to let her pass peacefully. However, the doctor takes this as a sign.
The doctor remembers the sign he saw two weeks bfore and decides to heed what it says. He quits his present job (because it reminds him of his former mentor/doctor lover) and decides to join the fire department and ride in ambulances. The new idea is that patients will get better medical care before even being admitted to a hospital.
While rescuing humans in an illegal lab stationed in an abandoned building, the doctor hears kittens and puppies meowing and barking. He realizes they are trapped and will not get out before the building crashes, killing them all.
The doctor goes back into the burning building and saves all the puppies and kittens but is doused with radioactive material. This gives him the superpower of superior hearing and makes him faster than the speed of light.
The former juvenile delinquent turned cop/lawyer/doctor can now hear emergencies anywhere in the universe and get to them BEFORE they happen, preventing all tragedies.
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C.: Now, for episode two….