Curly, Blue Eyes, and Big Red
Well, it’s that time again. I promised to tell you about my three brothers today, as I promised to do yesterday For you not-so-bright humans, my name is Cal. E. Kat. That’s short for Calculating Einstein. I’ll first tell you about Curly. He was very weak when he got here. He could not even walk on all four feet. I taught him to crawl and to do many other things, with a little help from Mom and Dad, of course. WE had other medical professional come to our house and help me mel him. He did not listen very well, at first. Then Mom and Dad sent him to obedience school for humans. He is doing much better since Mom and Dad sent him there. He was also short for most of his life. NOT ANYMORE! I think that he is as tall as Dad now, and Dad is NOT short!
When Curly was little, he did not listen f=very well, in spite of my diligent instruction. He is doing better now, thanks mainly to me. I taught him everything he knows. He was a lot of fun to raise, though. He always liked to have a good time.
Now, Blue Eyes was a different story. Don’t get me wrong, he was very helpful with the hairless human foster kittens. He was good with the foster animals, too. Even the dogs! He just did not like to have fun, as Curly did, though. He never pulled my tail or batted my ears. He decided to go and keep the world safe from them now though. He is off now, keeping the world safe, according to Dad. That's good, someone needs to keep the dogs at bay!
I liked Blue Eyes almost as much as Big Red, my favorite brother. He brought me home from that awful place called the pound. The humans are nice there, but it is VERY lonely. I am glad he brought me to my forever home, but I wish that he, Mom, and Dad did not decide they needed a dog. Buddy is very annoying. He is always trying to play with me when I just want to take a nap.
Back to the story. I miss my boy. HE went to college and then got married to a human like Mom. She is nice, but I do not like competition. Maybe they will adopt some human hairless foster kittens, too. I heard Mo say that she would like for them to, one day, when they are ready (whatever that means.
My family asks as if I am not even around now. I don’t eat or shed anymore, so they don’t have to change my litterbox. I do NOT see why anyone would need a dog, or any other pets but me. I would think that Mom and Dad would be satisfied to have three hairless human kittens, but, I guess they were lonely when Big Red and Blue Eyes left.
It is time for my nap now. I will start telling you about the animals and their masters who got into trouble and left their animals for Mom and Dad to take care of tomorrow.
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