Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: I see that d.c. is engaging in his favorite hobby again. I suppose he has more time now that he has asked me to write our blog by myself. I guess I should get started writing since I agreed to write this blog 365 days a year by myself. I suppose it's a good thing my phone can translate Catonese to English. I can speak both laguages, but think in Catonese, so I'll let me phone translate my words to English.

Now, let’s see, d.c. says that when he’s stuck, he sometimes looks up famous quotes to give him inspiration. For example, in one of his manuscripts he quoted the “father of the Iron Man distance triathlon. (although is wife, Judy

was the one who had the idea, according to some reliable sources.” It is about not giving up even when you are discouraged. The quote from one of d.c.’s manuscripts is this.

At that point, the famous words of John Collins came to me. “There is a point where it would be okay to quit everywhere but somewhere in the back of your mind. At that point, if you go on and finish you win. If you quit you lose It’s that simple. -John Collins.

“And that, friends and neighbors, is life in a nutshell. As I looked by over my life, there were so many times I could have given up and quit, but I didn’t.” d.c. scot. from BEYOND THE THRITEENTH MILE.

Hmm.. quitting seems like the right thing to do now, so I’ll just….

d.c. what are you doing here?

d.: Well, my darling grass blades brought me the message that you were about to give up and quit, so I came to offer words of encouragement.

Go, Cal.E., you can do eet!

C.: Why not just words on a page so our blog will have some volume?

d.: I have confidence in you Cal.E. Even though you weren’t formally educated on your planet because royalty

wasn’t obligated to attend classes, you do have a Doctorate in Playing and Hiding from the College of the Cat Skills here on Earth, so you can do eet!

C.: d.c., you know full well that my third husband, (and second here on Earth) The seven-time World Association of Cat-fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology,

Tucker Tucker Two a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder and business partner in the Triple t Cartel, one-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology tag -team partner and now chief rival for his seven WACKO championship belts and now arch enemy, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby)

took my admission test to what is now known as Cat Skills University

No, not USC, SCU,

He also authored my doctoral thesis as well as my thesis to get my master’s degree at CSU.

Given that information, what makes you think I’m capable of writing this blog by myself?

d: Because Cal.E., you just did. You filled up space with your husband’s full name and pictures when you didn’t have words. That’s what makes a good blog writer. I was sure you’d get the hang of it. Now, I must get back to my darling plants and encourage then

Go grass blades. You can do eet!

to grow up to be big and strong like Big Boy

and T. Puppy Katt.

c.: So, I suppose that’s the end of today’s cat ta(i)le, then.

Please join us (by that I mean me) next time for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.