Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: I wonder what D.C. and Eudora

are doing now? With their sons all moved out and/or married, they have time to do some really fun things, I’ll bet. I’ll call D.C. and see (ring)

D.: Hello, Cal.E., I’m glad you called-

C.: So, we could shoot the breeze?

D.: No, actually, I had something else in mind-

C.: Like you were going to help me finish my book, now that you have so much free time?

D.: No, I can’t do that-

C.: Oh, so you’ll take my fourteen grown!@#$ kittens off my hands so that T  and I can have some alone time. WE haven’t had time to-

D.: What you and your third husband (and second here on Earth)  The now eight-time World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology champion of the world, Tucker Tucker Two,

a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname)  Now Simply Known AS T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former bff and business partner with the Triple T Cat Cartel and then chief rival for his seven WACKO championship cat-fighting belts and nemesis in real life as well whom he knocked out

in a Texas Cage Grudge Match and then climbed the ladder

and procured two delicious Planet of the Talking Cats Cat Treats-POTTC cat food and cat treats are delicious;

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give them to your cat, s/he’ll thank you for it*-And then climbed back down the ladder and woke him up to share one of his delicious treats with-The Original Triple T- Tom the Tabby)

do in your private time is private, please keep it that way.

C.: But, we haven’t had any privacy, and therefore no time for-

D.: Cal.E., Please!

C.: I was just going to say we haven’t had time to play with our-

D.: I don’t want to hear it!

C.: CAT TOYS!!

So, if you will take Ralph the bass player

Sixto,

Jodi (especially Jodi)

and their brothers and sisters for a while, T and I will have some free time.

D.: Actually, that’s what I was going to ask you about. With my dad’s will still not settled, my truck neding some cleaning up after this happened;

and me starting a new job and taking nursing school classes, as well as trying to get two manuscripts on the market, I was hoping that you would take care of the blog for a while…

C.: What? I can’t hear you. I must be going through a tunnel..I will drop the kittens off tomorrow

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