Cal.E.'s Korner

M.: Well, it looks like the cat fight is about to start…

Why isn’t anyone sitting in Tom’s corner with him?

C.: Well,

d.c.

is there…

M.: But he is sitting in T.’s Korner.

I suppose that’s because he trained T for this fight. Who trained Tom?

C.: I did.

M.: Then why aren’t you at the fight with him?

C.: Because I got an offer to rejoin my old band the RoCKats...

M.: And play the last note on the last song of the concert?

You chose that over being inside of the ring at the cat fight of the millennium?

C.: ….Shhh the introductions are starting.

Ladies and gentlemen, nonbinary individuals, and animals of all descriptions…LET’S GET READY TO RUUUUUMBLE!!!!

Tonight, we have, for your entertainment, a Texas Cage Grudge Match

between two archrivals that are former best friends, business partners, and tag-team cat fighting partners in the World Association of Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology. These two cats will fight for the right to be called the WACKO middle-weight cat fighting champion of the world, and a POTTC treat when the winner climbs the ladder and rings the bell. This cat fight is sponsored by POTTC cat food. For flavor that’s out of this world, give your cat the cat food that’s out of this world, POTTC cat food and treats.

M.: So, it’s like an experiment that the humans on this planet did with a disgusting dog?

C,: I’m trying to watch, so please be quiet!

In the orange corner, weighing in at 19.999999999999 pounds, the former WACKO middle weight cat fighting champion of the world, TOM THE TABBY!!!!

Boo, hiss.

And in the black corner, weighing in at 19.9999999998 pounds,

the seven-time WACKO cat fighting champion of the world, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, co-founder and business partner with the Triple T Cartel, Former WACKO tag-team cat fighting partner and now chief WACKO rival and arch nemesis, as well as tonight’s opponent, Tom the Tabby.

Go T,   YOU CAN DO EET!

C.: Well, that’s it for tonight.

M.: ????

C.: Tonight was just the introduction. The cat fight will be tomorrow night at the same time and on the same channel.

M. Isn’t that at the same time our concert with the RoCKats is scheduled?

C.: Hmm. That’s true. What a conundrum. Wait, I know, I’ll DVR it and we’ll watch it after the concert, or the next day, or the day after that…

M.: Okay, I’m tired, anyway, and I need my beauty sleep

C.: That's for sure.

M.: So, that’s the wrap

for me today. 

C.: That’s the end of today’s cat ta(i)le, folks.

Please join us next time for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.