Cal.E.'s Korner

markmiller323
4 days ago
2 min read

In Beaumont, Texas, Cal.E. and the RoCKats are missing their bass player

…make that BASS player

for their rehearsal for their concert in the back alley behind the Piggly Wiggly on Main Street, and his mother, Cal.E. is concerned

C.: Ralph, where have you been? You missed our rehearsal for the RoCKats concert tonight.

Ralph.: Yes, and I may miss the concert as well.

C.: Why?

R.: Our bandmate will give me a hard time about missing the rehearsal. Man, I don’t need that kind of negativity right now.

C.: Ralph, two wrongs don’t make a right.

R.: No, but three lefts do.

C.: …Anyway, what is going on in your life that is making you so miserable?

R.: You wouldn’t understand, Mom.

C.: Try me.

R.: Well, I was all set up to be the lead singer for the band tonight when our lead vocalist came down with a case or laryngitis. Instead of picking me, the faithful backup singer and BASS player, the band elects to call my mom to fill in as the lead singer. Just because the band is named after you, Mom, that doesn’t give you the right to tread on my dreams of becoming a pop-caterwaller. You have destroyed my dreams of becoming a meowillionaire

like my stepfather and now father figure, your third husband, (and second here on earth)

The seven-time World Association of Cat-fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology cat-fighting champion of the world, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known AS T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by his former BFF, business partner with the Triple T Cartel and former WACKO cat-fighting tag-team partner and now chief WACKO rival and arch nemesis, the cat T fought

and defeated for the middleweight WACKO Cat Fighting Title and now owes a rematch with the next three months because The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby