d.: Cal.E. and Ronald Dump are involved in the last debate before the election for Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats. Let’s listen on my intergalactic telephone.
RD.: If elected, I will lead this plane tin a different direction. There will be no more worrying about the power on this planet running out. It has been scientifically proven that we will not run out of energy in one million cat naps, as my opponent has led you to believe.
My opponent believes in other galaxies, as well as other planets. How can you take someone who is so given to fantasy as the next leader of the Planet of the Talking Cats? Cal.E. Katt believes that she talks to someone whom she refers to as a “human,” an inhabitant of the planet Earth on an intergalactic phone. She has a vivid imagination, and that’s a good thing, in most cases. However, as the ruler of this planet, that can be a great detriment to the position, as well as the planet as a whole.
In conclusion, vote for Ronald Dump, the real deal, not someone who lives in a fantasy world!
C.: Well, there you go again. How does my esteemed opponent propose to power this planet if no other planets exist? The only way to get more power would be to rob another existing planet of its power. If no other planets exist, then we’re doomed!
If you do elect me, I will find a patsy planet and commandeer its renewable energy to make sure that the inhabitants of this planet will never be in the dark. I know that other planets exist because of my extensive space travel. A vote for Cal.E. Katt is a vote for hope. Please keep that in mind.
RD.: And why, my esteemed opponent, exactly were you traveling through space when you found those other planets?
C.: That’s all the time we have for today folks. Just remember to vote for the best candidate (me).a
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