Cal.E.'s Korner

March along, sing our song, with the Army of the free

Count the brave, count the true, who have fought to victory

We're the Army and proud of our name

We're the Army and proudly proclaim

First to fight for the right,

And to build the Nation's might,

And The Army Goes Rolling Along

Proud of all we have done,

Fighting 'til the battle's won,

And the Army Goes Rolling Along.

Then it's Hi! Hi! Hey!

The Army's on its way.

Count off the cadence loud and strong

For where e'er we go,

You will always know

That The Army Goes Rolling Along.

Valley Forge, Custer's ranks,

San Juan Hill and Patton's tanks,

And the Army went rolling along

Minutemen, from the start,

Always fighting from the heart,

And the Army keeps rolling along.

Men in rags, men who froze,

Still that Army met its foes,

And the Army went rolling along.

Faith in God, then we're right,

And we'll fight with all our might,

As the Army keeps rolling along.

d.: We’re saved! All it took was one U.S. Army tank, to defeat the evil robot cats that run this island

along with ELAC, Cal.E.’s thirty-third cousin twice removed from Earth’s mirror planet, the planet HTRAE, a pacifist who’s the best fighter in the universe,

the mysterious one-armed man,

The U.S. Space Force,

The U.S. Air Force,

the U.S. Coast Guard

the U.S. Navy

and the U.S. Marines.

They saved Cal.E., who's cancing with joy,

her husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken who holds championship belts in five different heavyweight categories of cat fighting,

J., and me from the evil robot cats that run this island.

Happy Independence day, Americans. And, to those who have served to help protect this country and keep it free: thank you to Mario, Rusty, Dusty, Adam M., Gary, Dan, Shane, my father, Rick, Scott, Byron, Micheal, and everyone else who has served or are serving in the U.S. Armed Services.

A special thank you to  George, John, Steve, amd Adam N.  for dedicating more than twenty years of their lives to the U.S. Armed Services. 

And to everyone who is or has served in any branch of the U.S. Armed Services, THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SERVICE!