Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
So many times, it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger
Face to face, out on the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds still we take to the street
For the kill, with the skill to survive
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger
Risin' up, straight to the top
Had the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Frank Sullivan / James Peterik
Eye of the Tiger lyrics © Wb Music Corp., Sony/atv Melody, Easy Action Music, Beijing Zi Tiao Wang Luo Ji Shu Ltd.
C.: d.c., I’ve been thinking about this, and I think I would be of more use to our plan, “Operation Athletic Shoe” If I was trained as a PUMA. What must I do to become part of this clandestine organization?
d.: Forget it, Cal.E., it’s too risky, and you wouldn’t be inclined to do the training.
C.: Well, I know that my thrty-third cousin twice removed from the planet HTRAE is part of this organization, and I suspect that my husband, Tucker Tucker Two. a/k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken is also part of the organization because of the way he’s been acting lately, all secretive and such. keeping his boxing gloves on all the time
Are you part of this organization?
d.: I’m not at liberty to say.
C.: That means yes. Can you at least train me, the way y’all train, so that I’ll be ready if this plan goes sideways?
d.: I suppose that won't hurt anything.
C.: Good, I'll take a quick cat nap and be with you shortly
Much later that same day
d.: (tweet) Okay, you lily-livered piece of trash, it's time for me to train you to save your own life, as well as everyone else your are associated with, so failure is not an option. Do we have a problem?
C.: Sir, no, sir!
d.: At the end of this program, you may not like me, but it's not my job to be liked. I'm here to save your life. Are you ready?!
C.: Sir, yes sir!
d.: I can't hear you!!
C.: SIR, YES SIR!!
d.: Now, we'll start with something simple, like stretching.
Then, we'll stretch some more. This is intense, so I don't want you to pull a muscle.
Next, we'll learn to escape, in case you're
as well as your whole body
Any questions?
C.: Sir, no, sir. I'm exhausted and in need of a good night's sleep now.
d.: This is just the warmup! If you want to be a PUMA
YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO SLEEP!
C.: Well, the clock on the wall says that's all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.'s Korner.
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