Have a little love on a little honeymoon
You got a little dish and you got a little spoon
A little bitty house and a little bitty yard
A little bitty dog and a little bitty car
… Well, it's alright to be little bitty
A little hometown or a big old city
Might as well share, might as well smile
Life goes on for a little bitty while
… A little bitty baby in a little bitty gownI
t'll grow up in a little bitty town
Big yellow bus and little bitty books
It all started with a little bitty look
… Well, it's alright to be little bitty
A little hometown or a big old city
Might as well share, might as well smile
Life goes on for a little bitty while
… You know you got a job and a little bitty check
A six pack of beer and a television set
Little bitty world goes around and around
Little bit of silence and a little bit of sound
… A good ol' boy and a pretty little girl
Start all over in a little bitty world
Little bitty plan and a little bitty dream
It's all part of a little bitty scheme
… It's alright to be little bitty
A little hometown or a big old city
Might as well share, might as well smile
Life goes on for a little bitty while
It's alright to be little bitty
A little hometown or a big old city
Might as well share, might as well smile
Life goes on for a little bitty while
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Tom Hall
Little Bitty lyrics © Sony/atv Acuff Rose Music
d.: (Man, I really like Alan Jackson. I'm glod I got to see perform live at the Houston LIevstock Show and Rodeo before he decided to retire from touring.
Well, it’s eleven thirteen, and Cal.E. needed my draft of her re-admission letter to obedience school by noon. However, I’m a little hungry, and I can type pretty fast when I already know what I want to say. I’ll just have a quick, little bitty lunch and then type the letter and email it to her. I should be able to do that by noon today.) (ring)
“Oh, hi, Eudora. Oh, I’m not really that busy. I’m just fixing my lunch. If you’re going to be home for lunch, I can fix something for you as well. No? Okay, then, I’ll see you when you get off work.”
(Now, what do I want to eat for lunch? I don’t have time to cook, so I’ll just eat these rice cakes. No, I want more than that. I’ll make a double-decker sandwich to go along with the rice cakes. Hmm. We’re out of cheese so I’ll just eat an apple and be done with it.)
Oh, man, it’s almost noon. I’ve only got ten minutes to type this letter and email it to Cal.E.
Later that same day…
(Well, that’s strange. I sent that letter to Cal.E. at noon, and it’s almost four o’clock. I’ll take a break from studying and text he. I want to see if she got it. She could at least acknowledge that much.)
C.: Yes, d.c., I got the letter. It looks good.
“My esteemed colleagues:
In light or recent circumstances, I would like to humbly ask that you re-admit me to your fine establishment. My fondest desire is to have, in my possession, a diploma from Pets Enamored To Some. My PETS degree would be the greatest accomplishment of my (very long) life to date.
I now deeply regret my decision to curtail my studies at your institution several years ago. I have seen the error of my ways and am now humbly asking for your kind consideration to be admitted to your establishment.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Humbly yours,
Calculating Einstein Kat.”
d.: Well, what did they say when you emailed the letter to the regents at PETS?
C.: Oh, I didn’t use it, because I didn’t need it. My new husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken, took care of it for me.
d.:???!!! What did your new husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken do?
C.: He made a large contribution to the obedience school. He has a lot of money, so that wasn't a big deal to him.
d.: And they let you back in, to resume your studies?
C.: No, not exactly.
d.: Then what exactly did his large donation accomplish for you?
C.: They gave me a diploma.
d.: So, you now have your PETS degree without even setting foot on their campus again?
C.: It’s a little more complicated than that. They sent me an online test. They said if I could pass the test, I could have my degree.
d.: Was it a hard test?
C.: I have no idea.
d.: ?!!
C.: My new husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken has a doctorate in Playing and Hiding. Not only is he the five-time heavyweight cat fighting champion of the world and has a handsome face, but he’s also very smart as well. So, he took the test for me. He passed it with flying colors, so I now have my PETS degree.
d.: So, while I’m studying really hard to get my RN, you just had your new husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken make a large contribution to the school and take an online test for you, and you now have your PETS degree?
C.: Yes, why?
d.: !!??%#$@+&^%
C.: That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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